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Dojyaaaan

Joined March 2026
Heyyy guys here's the new straw page for any curious curses or non mean sorcerer s who wanna learn about me celebrationstatin.straw.page #jjk #mahiarmy #disastercurses
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sub5 pedophile rapist president trying to moemaxx enter true moemaxxer lucy steel ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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was having a terrible day yesterday, fell asleep mid call and woke up in the middle of the night, as soon as i started making noise i heard her saying "shh its ok im here with you, dont think about anything else and just go back to sleep my dear" and i instantly felt better ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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life hack: boys actually really like being treated like a dog
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Subs who get all blushy and shy, even covering their face up from embarrassment when their dom asks them what they want, how they want to be treated. But deep inside all they wanted was to be ruined, messily stuffed, manhandled, bruised up and fucked senseless.
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I think right now all I want is someone who I can honestly talk to like an actual gf
Being my good boy isn't about being perfect for me. It's about being honest. Tell mommy exactly what youre thinking, what you need, and how badly you need it baby
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As for how badly I need it I would say that if I don't get this by March 30th 10:45 pm thennnnnn
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//Does the impact of a jump hurt or is it to fast to feel
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good morning to puppy boys only
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He died of a heart attack and gave me d4c before passing this was immediately after he discovered chocolate chip cookies
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Ouch
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
my vagina just slammed shut what a horrendous picture!๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
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IM HERE IM HERE IM HERE uhhh ahem this is uhhh other universe me btw
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Mmmm quite frankly @Jojokidjoestar and @gyroratio are terrorist which is very bad,very bad not good I'd say and I think you should crucify them and find the corpse parts for me the greatest president quite frankly
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How it feels to get a continuous hit tweet streak
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All these new followers better be ready for M.M
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born at 4:25 AM EST heโ€™s beautiful, healthy and already speaking Latin๐Ÿ’™ welcome to earth sweet baby
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yo teddy is NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
Yo gonna go fight teddy Roosevelt tell y'all what happened after
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