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Lord Humphrey

@Burgeroptions

Jolly and morbidly obese | McDonalds and Burger King’s biggest individual shareholder | UFO spare parts manufacturer | honey baron

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Joined March 2021
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I resigned from Apple today. I spent the last three years doing folding research at both google and apple. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to fold paper more than 7 times and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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The new iPhone Duo lets you lose money in stocks and crypto at the same time
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“You are absolutely correct. The jet engines failed to operate properly, which caused the airplane to crash. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Let’s try this one more time.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​“
adam (@adamdotnew) profile pictureadam
@adamdotnewSep 5
GPT-6 Astra is the new SOTA in agentic CAD. A true step change in what AI can do in mechanical design
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My evening plans
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I wish I never found out what a P/E ratio was $MU $META $NVDA $SNDK
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Trump has liberated my portfolio again
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The S&P500 is down half a percent This must’ve been what it felt like during the Great Depression
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your POV on Monday if you bought the dip on Thursday
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$BTC hiding in my portfolio while everything else is green ytd
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Here’s some $WEN insider information. At 9pm I will begin my month long journey of ordering the maximum amount of Baconators possible from every location in the US. Last time I did this $WEN went up 20%. Use this accordingly.
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The person who made this meme was last seen in a tent under a bridge $MSTR
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You guys have profit to take?
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesJun 8
BREAKING: Bank of America: It is time to take profits in this market
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We need Trump to make a similar commitment to pump my -50% underwater $BTC bags
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Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) profile pictureKamala Harris
@KamalaHarris15 Oct 2024
Black men deserve a president who cares about making their lives better.
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🚨 Michael Saylor says he starts SPRINTING the second he turns off the lights before bed because he’s afraid the 13 BTC he sold is waiting under his bed.
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BTC is about to hit a new ATH
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I’ve studied the AI market for years. The bubble will burst when there are a lot of people wanting to sell but not a lot of people wanting to buy. This could mean the end of the stock market forever! What if no one ever wants to buy a stock again?
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketJun 3
JUST IN: Ray Dalio warns the AI bubble will burst when investors convert paper wealth into real money.
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I have put my entire life savings in MSTU (2x leveraged microstrategy). I plan to hold it for 3+ years, and I hope it will not be bad choice. $MSTR
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There’s a free arbitrage opportunity going on in the stock market this week. You can buy literally any stock and sell it the next day at a higher price
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I've instructed my financial advisor to get some SpaceX at IPO. I'm hoping for gains comparable to Tesla's 30,000% increase since IPO. Anything less will result in his termination
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Rate my trading rig
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