Days since my last tweet: 365 Commanders regular-season wins since I dipped: 3 Number of NFL teams with fewer wins in the last calendar year: 0

Also, if the season deteriorates further from disappointing to downright embarrassing, you are going to be encountering A LOT more bitching online and on the radio about "Commanders" than you did in 2024. The wound will rip open.

With every coming loss my interests will slide away from scheme and strategy, and more toward big-picture. Declining vets become irrelevant. Which coaches gotta go? How do you reboot the rebuild? From the moment a current season becomes futile, the future is all that matters.

We all know where the season is headed. Maybe they'll mess around and flirt with contention but they're not contenders. Defense will never put two good halves together against a decent opponent. More demoralizing losses coming. It does affect my interests, and interest level.

We suck again.

At least somebody’s having fun tonight.

Skins are different this year. But I’ll tell you who’s the same. Mustache Man.

First half was weird and Skins were playing hard has hell so we had a game. Second half, everyone found their level.

Third time they have opted not to cover the Chiefs’ all-time leader in yards.

Incredible TD catch by Terry on the floater. Welcome back.

I like going for it. And I don't even mind taking a shot there. Catch 'em off guard and it's a decent opp for your QB2 to get 6 against a better team. But they just didn't execute.

This game got drunk fast. Which is exactly what we needed.

Lattimore just made an ... extremely ... awesome ... play?

Blown coverage. Drink.

Good grief.

Josh Harris is a big spear guy. "Commander is a leader of warriors... Roman... Native American tribes... Special Forces... And they all have these swords, or spears. Tip of the spear, right? Spears." (h/t @HogfarmerChris) xitter.cf/i/status/1981810228933…

They're leaning hard into the spear. My buddy Colin thinks the monosyllabic nickname should be the Spears. Kinda like the Birds or the Bolts. And Spears resembles Skins. Colin's pretty smart. I'm thinking it over.

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