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the fact that grass can become a sweater through the intermediary of a sheep ought to astonish us more than it does.
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX
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Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
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This post copies word-for-word a May 2026 post by @AdemLuz.
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Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
After the hardest year of my life I’m trying to trace back where I went wrong and I think it was 2020 when I preemptively sold my peak value 34 million dollars of SHIBA INU for $1000
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Sadly, this is probably AI. They're nearly extinct now, and very rare to find in the wild. Your grandma probably did this though.
