a tisket, a tasket, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit

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Joined December 2012
Suddenly the mutual is me!!! Are we calling this a signature @SamJosephsness !? You're...
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yo why does yoga attract sociopaths?
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using the term gay guy is starting to feel like letting them off the hook for something
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whoa mariah poppins just completely flopped at the laurie beechman
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I just figured out literally everyone not talking to me can see my location. So good
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Inside Man is such a coup.... you're trying to tell me the man's eighteenth movie is his best!? U gotta see it to believe it
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Sherie should have top billing in rocky horror idc idc
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The fact the boulets still haven't done Bert and Ernie yet is the proof I need they only told me it was a good idea to get me to go away
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Imagine hating from Philly
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Feature writers with their little ways of describing a celebrity entering the coffee shop
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Gays who move between LA and New York more than once damage their credibility fairly permanently
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Tryst pays them to show up at shit. He gave Demi Lovato 250k to go to dinner with him
National PrEP Day at the Abbey being more star-studded than The VMAs….
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Gagging
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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I would've picked up for you but my cat loves when this place looks like a shithole
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Bro what in the absolute fuck was that performance art garbage
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Fucking obsessed with someone asking for money listing their political marginalizations before their name
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Mamdani's sperm taste-alike contest
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When I came up people described their skin color by their Mac foundation shade. Consider that if you will
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The album cut of stairway to heaven sounds just like one of those albums for babies. Try listening to it #ledzeppelin
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I swear to God fashion week is a fucking month
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