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They/He/She, Colorgendered. Our Lady Grace's head butler. Don't be blue. We're here for you. There is no basement in the mansion.

Color Cafè // op is 20
Joined January 2025
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[[Temp Pin! Gimme a few days ;]
[[Out of Interaction 🔴 alright this is getting fucking ridiculous man HES GONE AGAIN
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⠀ ⠀⠀📌 temp ⠀
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[[Uh. Sorry. Somehow things only go crazy when i have huge plans. Sorry everyone, tbis wasn't supposed to be delayed so much I'm really sorry.
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"*You Children May Have The Upper Hand, But I Have Something You Will Never Achieve *Infinite Access To Free WiFi. *Now How The Heck (Hell) Does This Place Work Lmao???" [QUEEN JOINS #PARODYTWT!]
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I’m so fucking excited
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🔴 WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE MANSION EVIL WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❝𝐆𝐨 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴! ❝ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— 𝘿𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙉𝙐𝙇𝙇 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙏 —
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[[Out of Interaction 🔴 alright this is getting fucking ridiculous man HES GONE AGAIN
Replying to @th3rudestbuster
🔴 Last we checked, they're taking another nap in their room. All good. * The red Swatchling gave her a thumbs up as Pomelo and Borage set up an actual bed for Susie. Where'd it come from? Don't even worry about it. Butler magic. *
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🔷️ Holy SHIT you're alive! * The typically composed blue Swatchling kneeled beside her immediately. Borage looked the girl over, hesitating to reach out. * 🔷️ Miss Susie, can you hear alright?
#FRIENDEvent [ THE RETURN ] [ A portal opens. ] [ Theres screaming on the other side, the sound of fighting and shouting. But instead of anyone who you’d expect to fall out from it… ] [ Susie fell. ] [ Arm missing, banged and bashed up, but alive. ]
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🟨 Why is everyone red we're scared.
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❝ 𝙸’𝚖 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 . ❞ ❝ 𝐈’𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 . ❞ ❝ 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝙰𝚗 𝙾𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚌𝚝 | ❞ — 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 — — 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚁 .
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I think that's more Manager's style. * Swatch made a low, cooing sound, resisting the urge to continue leaning against her. * Prying wouldn't have done anything when I first got back. I barely said a word to my Swatchlings. ...I'm the one troubling you, for once. How weird.
Replying to @CybersAcid
+ * -Started On Re-Arming You_ * ( She snorted faintly . ) * Besides : Who’s Out Here Asking You If You’re Unarmed . Maybe Next Time Someone Needs A Hand You Can Throw It Even If It Sucks You Lost Your Whole Ass Arm_
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This isn't a search engine, Kaard.
* How to get over break up with the weather Google.
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[[You guys are the reason my first debit card got hacked and im incapable of opening a paypal under my real email but sure youre soooo quirky and cute
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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[[Almost lost like $800 but yeah. Everyone loves your data harvesting scheme. Girl die
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[[BIG kiss right in the middle of his big dumb beak :)
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 124) for MUNS What would you do if you met your muse IRL?
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The bug is the feature. Hope this helps!
Replying to @discord
ok real talk no sarcasm we are still rolling out some bug fixes. Follow along here for the details: teapaw.org/discord/status/2102932…
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* Swatch chirped at the touch, before relaxing into the hug. Queen was always warm, so what if they leaned into it? It felt... nice, for once. * ...I'm sorry. * Her voice softened even further, heavy with exhaustion as she wrapped her arm around the other darkner. *
Replying to @CybersAcid
+ * ( -hands moved to bandage up the gaiping wound where their arm was missing . ) * I’m Supposed To Protect You : Too_ * As Your Royal , At Least_ * ( She took a sharp breath before suddenly throwing her arms around them , squeezing tightly . ) * Stop Doing Stupid Things_
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