Senior Engineering Recruiter in Seattle. OSINT Expert. Any and all statements made are my own. Follow at your own risk. Currently on the hunt for @snap
Seattle, WA
Joined June 2010
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Does anyone even work at @AerLingus customer support?!? I’ve had the worst experience, no one answers the call line, the Messenger chat, and I’ve had it. I need help. Now.
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Having kids and dogs mean the dogs now drink out of the 1,000 cups of water left abandoned around the house instead of their own fancy water fountain on the kitchen floor.
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Who knew it would be @rickygervais holding up the @Kleenex industry. Just finished ep 6 of season 3 and I’ve gone through a case already. Well done, Sir, well done indeed. #whoknewihadaheart #nosuchthingasbaddogsonlybadowners
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12/10 would laugh at every joke.
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Read this thread. Then tell me why we spent over $3 TRILLION dollars at war over the last 20 years, compared with a scant $671 Billion on (primary) education for the same time period. Literally 22% of what we spent on a fruitless war. Over education.
Tomorrow I’m opening my first grocery store in a Title One school. I doubt I sleep tonight - imagine a parent between checks who can order dinner and breakfast for their family thru our app and their child bring it home. I’m changing lives man, no one does it like me. Just wait!
I’m so tired I opened up the Waze app instead of the @sleepcycle app to go to sleep. My stupid brain thinks I need @waze to give me the directions to sleepy town.
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Am totally in love with @hanwaddingham and binging @TedLasso Season 1 for the second time in as many weeks. Writing? On point. Casting? Solid. @jasonsudeikis in rare form. But Hannah? Steals 👏🏽 Every 👏🏽 Scene 👏🏽
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Behold, a thread of joy ❤️ – at Woodinville, WA
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Take it from someone who survived Covid. This is real. Wear a fucking mask. If you don’t, you’re beyond selfish. – at Woodinville, WA
This is the text I just received after asking my best friend ( pulmonary and critical care doctor) how she was doing. #WearAMask #SocialDistance
Please share! – at Woodinville, WA
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@Tinder are you even attempting to do anything about the plethora of fake & catfish accounts on your app? It’s ridiculous. And honestly an easy solve with AI, ML & image recognition. jfc takes me less than 90 seconds to do a search, but I have better things to do with my time. – at Woodinville, WA
Simply the best #HowItStarted by miles and miles. ❤️❤️ – at Woodinville, WA
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Hey #seattle & #inglemoorvikings we’re at the Acacia Cemetery to honor Ryan Payne, who passed away Memorial Day 2019. Please stop by in honor of his birthday, we’re handing out pizza & sodas. Come support our fallen Viking and honor his memory.
So I just now am realizing that this pandemic is literally the adult version of being grounded. We’ve seriously pissed off Mother Earth and she’s sent us to our rooms and taken all our toys away. – at Kirkland, WA
One of my favorite things to do with @Alexa is torturing my teenagers by blasting random music in whatever room they’re in. I’m currently playing I’m Going Bananas on every single Alexa device in the house. #revengeprank #parentingtips #COVIDRelief #momoftheyear – at Woodinville, WA
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