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Clay Sauertieg retweeted
If I'm a Chase driver, I'm stagepointsmaxxing and hoping for the best today.
Stage Points scored at Daytona & Talladega since 2025:
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A New Jersey-based fan named Rev Ciancio visited 77 different ballparks this season. At each one, he would get a hot dog with mustard, eat it after “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” and grade it. Here are his top 10:
10. Joliet Slammers (National Association of Professional Baseball): A “rock solid” offering.
9. Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs (Triple-A PHI): “Exactly what a ballpark hot dog is supposed to taste like.”
8. Sussex County Miners (National Association of Professional Baseball): “They’re the only team that I’ve been to that has a ripper, where they’re actually deep-frying the hot dog.”
7. Albuquerque Isotopes (Triple-A COL): “It’s almost foul to highlight how good the hot dog was because there’s so much good there.”
6. Boston Red Sox: “This is one of the Major League stadiums where the lore of the hot dog holds true.”
5. Richmond Flying Squirrels (Double-A SF): “It was just a well-rounded hot dog. Like there was magic and you don’t know why.”
4. Brooklyn Cyclones (High-A NYM): “It’s part of their culture to have a good hot dog.”
3. Chicago Cubs: “I feel like Chicago teams have a right and a duty to produce good hot dogs.”
2. Chicago Dogs (American Association): The poppyseed bun was an “ingredient difference maker.”
1. Reading Fightin Phils (Double-A Phillies): “When you eat a hot dog at Reading, it’s as though every single hot dog was individually cooked. One person took one hot dog and made sure it was perfect.”
Read about Ray here: atmlb.com/4sjmoGx
Clay Sauertieg retweeted
Welcome USU's new live mascot, Thistle!
Read more about the newest member of the Aggie family here: usu.edu/today/story/meet-thi…
#usuaggies #utahstate #livemascot
Clay Sauertieg retweeted
I was going through one of my old college notebooks and randomly came across my hard copy of Theo Johnson's criminal complaint.
The complaint alleged Johnson punched a fraternity brother. Who was that fraternity brother?
Lars Zeepvat, of Penn State cocaine ring fame...
.@PennStateFball tight end Theo Johnson was charged with simple assault and criminal mischief Wednesday.
The charges come in connection with an alleged incident at a fraternity event that left a man hospitalized and concussed.
onwardstate.com/2023/04/26/p…
Clay Sauertieg retweeted
This might be one of the best on-campus interactive videos I’ve seen from a football program.
@NUFBFamily sent its specialists around campus to find hidden kicking talent among Northwestern students. 😂
The reactions and kicks did not disappoint.
🎥: @NUFBFamily
Really good win for @PennStateWSOC. Aubrey Kulpa is a monster on a No. 9. Hold up play. Carrying. Finishing. Did it all.
This BTN broadcast is horrific. That’s never anywhere near a penalty. Shoulder to shoulder and wins the ball.
Also we gotta get challenges out of soccer. Ridiculous.
Remember when words had meanings?
NEW: Maryland safety commit Chuck Roberts remains committed to the Terrapins but is reopening his recruitment, @PeteNakos reports.
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