Now: @BroBible. Formerly: @HighlyClutch, @PennStateRivals, @GBT_Sports, @BSDtweet “An apex athlete.” - per @CoachDomB

Lancaster, PA
Joined December 2011
Really ridiculous race manipulation
Briscoe asks his spotter for a hole to get to the bottom because Chastain is stacking him up on purpose on the top lane. Again, Chastain is lapped and has no incentive to let Briscoe pass Larson on the bottom.
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If I'm a Chase driver, I'm stagepointsmaxxing and hoping for the best today. Stage Points scored at Daytona & Talladega since 2025:
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That’s a bruuuuutal call against BYU
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Genuinely stunning how bad LaNorris Sellers has been this year.
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Nice couple of days for PSU women’s sports.
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Some fascinating clock management there from Virginia.
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Dudes rock
A New Jersey-based fan named Rev Ciancio visited 77 different ballparks this season. At each one, he would get a hot dog with mustard, eat it after “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” and grade it. Here are his top 10: 10. Joliet Slammers (National Association of Professional Baseball): A “rock solid” offering. 9. Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs (Triple-A PHI): “Exactly what a ballpark hot dog is supposed to taste like.” 8. Sussex County Miners (National Association of Professional Baseball): “They’re the only team that I’ve been to that has a ripper, where they’re actually deep-frying the hot dog.” 7. Albuquerque Isotopes (Triple-A COL): “It’s almost foul to highlight how good the hot dog was because there’s so much good there.” 6. Boston Red Sox: “This is one of the Major League stadiums where the lore of the hot dog holds true.” 5. Richmond Flying Squirrels (Double-A SF): “It was just a well-rounded hot dog. Like there was magic and you don’t know why.” 4. Brooklyn Cyclones (High-A NYM): “It’s part of their culture to have a good hot dog.” 3. Chicago Cubs: “I feel like Chicago teams have a right and a duty to produce good hot dogs.” 2. Chicago Dogs (American Association): The poppyseed bun was an “ingredient difference maker.” 1. Reading Fightin Phils (Double-A Phillies): “When you eat a hot dog at Reading, it’s as though every single hot dog was individually cooked. One person took one hot dog and made sure it was perfect.” Read about Ray here: atmlb.com/4sjmoGx
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Welcome USU's new live mascot, Thistle! Read more about the newest member of the Aggie family here: usu.edu/today/story/meet-thi… #usuaggies #utahstate #livemascot
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I was going through one of my old college notebooks and randomly came across my hard copy of Theo Johnson's criminal complaint. The complaint alleged Johnson punched a fraternity brother. Who was that fraternity brother? Lars Zeepvat, of Penn State cocaine ring fame...
.@PennStateFball tight end Theo Johnson was charged with simple assault and criminal mischief Wednesday. The charges come in connection with an alleged incident at a fraternity event that left a man hospitalized and concussed. onwardstate.com/2023/04/26/p…
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This might be one of the best on-campus interactive videos I’ve seen from a football program. @NUFBFamily sent its specialists around campus to find hidden kicking talent among Northwestern students. 😂 The reactions and kicks did not disappoint. 🎥: @NUFBFamily
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You are not seeing double... 👀👀
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Can’t go 98-0 without going 2-0.
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Rhamondre Stevenson just blew someone up in pass pro.
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Really good win for @PennStateWSOC. Aubrey Kulpa is a monster on a No. 9. Hold up play. Carrying. Finishing. Did it all.
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This BTN broadcast is horrific. That’s never anywhere near a penalty. Shoulder to shoulder and wins the ball. Also we gotta get challenges out of soccer. Ridiculous.
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If they give this as a penalty against the PSU women then the handball rule is entirely broken.
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Remember when words had meanings?
NEW: Maryland safety commit Chuck Roberts remains committed to the Terrapins but is reopening his recruitment, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/rivals/news/maryland…
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Throw me into the Delaware leave me down at the bottom there Black lung of the East Coast, the Paris of nowhere
Grateful for another day in Philadelphia✨(sorry about the annoying watermark from Instagram)
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Haliburton wearing the 2002 MSG HHH return outfit
Tyrese Haliburton arrives for his first game back in 486 days! Indiana opens their 2026-27 NBA season against New Orleans at 8:00pm/et on NBA League Pass 🏀
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