Bynx but Pokemon! Your Favorite Raging Bolt One-Trick • Shoebill Stork Enthusiast • main @bynx_plays

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Won my first ever Cup with 4x Energy Switch Pocket Bolt! This is the most aggressive deck you can play and every card except Latias can swing on turn 1. 2x Baby Bolt and Fez are incredible Drakloaks snipers that make the matchup a nightmare for opponents!
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> New guy pulled up to locals dressed up like a Wizard. > Goes X-1 with Heroes Cape Wailord ex > Leaves before getting his prizing 😭
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I played 2 Mega Gengar decks at a challenge today, and both games I had to either retreat Teal Mask -> Lana's Aid a single grass energy -> Teal Dance or pass on turn 2. I've never felt so haunted in my life
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Today is a GREAT DAY to play POKEMON with your FRIENDS
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Mark my words, Ben Johnson will have this man on his staff in the next 3 years
Colts special teams coordinator Brian Mason brings it in his press conference every week. What went wrong? He tells you EXACTLY what happened and why. If it’s the player’s fault, he tells you. If it’s his fault, he tells you. This was just his opening statement today!
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This has permanently altered my brain chemistry
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Why are you campaigning with Obama if you disagree with him? Abdul: "do you love your dad?" 😂
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216/2928 @ Louisvills Hit a 6th straight day 2 with zoro. Favorite deck of all time, I just cant get enough of it. Once again chudded it up in day 2, but overall very fun tournament and my most match points so far. s/o @TheBoardRoomGCC @ForestCityGamng decklist & matchups ⬇️
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268/~3000 in Louisville this weekend! So many fun sets against great opponents. Final 3 rounds got away from me, some poor plays and poor draws, but thats how it goes. Such a blast with the homies @ForestCityGamng @_bornuglyy @StewBeefCards s/o @TheBoardRoomGCC best LGS on earth!
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In a world infested with AI, she's always my reminder that real art is still winning 🥹🔮
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So I made a card game... It's kinda like Balatro meets Roulette (but not really) and it's crazy fun if you ask me. Drop a wishlist at the link below. Demo coming very soon!
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Made a really good steak sandwich today
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Dude, you're only beating me because you're better than me at this, big woop, the only reason I'm losing is because you're more skilled than I am, congrats, you figured out how to be good at the game we're playing, probably from practice and hard work, nice job you stupid asshole
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Ppl be way too honest on here “selling these playmats to afford Erectile Dysfunction meds” like gang just post that ur selling shit without saying why 😭
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Another year, another Bynx-A-Thon! Join me starting Tuesday 9/29 for 7+ Days of 12 hour streams!
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I love these. I need about 12 of the water ones for my decks. I think we need to stop calling non-AI art dont like "AI slop" Art is subjective. Youre allowed to just not like a piece.
I think anybody who says they genuinely like the 30th anniversary energies are fucking lying This shit looks like AI slop and I will never stop making fun of people who use them
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Tbf if you told me the bears would average 4 tds a game in their first 2 games I'd be pretty stoked
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