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Aliza

@ByteSizedAliza

crypto… behind da scenes || CS || ex fed

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Joined July 2021
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This was the first earning call I watched all the way thru
Variational (@variational_io) profile pictureVariational
@variational_ioOct 27
$HOOD Earnings Call teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1aJbdEjML…
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$HOOD Earnings Call

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If VCs are so rich why haven’t I ever seen one do a money spread
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Someone thought of this and shipped it. why
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It was an animation and it scared me!
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Higher@0xXochitlOct 27
Not now kitten, I’m noticing the pattern
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I feel like no one cares about the upcoming Anthropic ipo
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Looksmaxxing today 💅(showered)
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Your Table is Ready: Launch Your Treasury Backed Token on Abyss, Today.

Your Table is Ready: Launch Your Treasury Backed Token on Abyss, Today.

Article · @UFGDeFi
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Oh, I love being a girl. Just got my tire that had a nail in it fixed for free.
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The joke here is that if you take your car to the place you got ur tires, they will fix it for free
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Voice-to-text even makes fun of my speech impediment
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Alpha co
@alpha_coOct 22
we won’t be hosting a space today, but friday spaces are back we will be joined by @MEADGod founder of @ponsdotfamily SET YOUR REMINDERS! appreciate you all for the constant support. teapaw.org/i/spaces/1AKEmvpewwbKL

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I wish AI agents would stop trying to hack my Safeway account
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Personally I’ve never written code in PHP bcuz it sounds too close to a drug and I’m not about that life
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The real y2k is happening now
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Hungover from half of a Mcchicken 👍🏾
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Every few years I try and eat a McDonald’s meat item, this time a spicy McChicken. I got about halfway until I got grossed out. And once again I feel absolutely terrible and sick the next day
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Ferm
@tryfermOct 21
The trading engine transparency dashboard is live Every fill on Ferm, provably fair. - Priced from Hyperliquid's live book via @hydromancerxyz - The exact order book each fill used - Cross-checked against Hyperliquid's public data Check any fill yourself: tryferm.com/transparency
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Why did X give me $25
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Just found out milk has carbs
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