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CBBcels

@CBBcels

Worthless pathetic excuse of a man watching stupid fuck up sad basketball programs | DMs open for your anonymous confessions.

Joined December 2025
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If you have any CBBcel confessions you’d like to make our DMs are open. They will be posted anonymously as this is a safe space for us to learn and grow together
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Welp that’s me if I was a fucking road exit sign. No attraction anywhere to be found Villanova takes on Notre Dame in 47 hours
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$10 for UConn + $12.99 for Big 10 + I had dirt, sand, and woodchips for dinner.
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Buddy my first kiss from middle school was 39 and the head coach of Florida
Hank Richards (@BlueCollarHank) profile pictureHank Richards@BlueCollarHankOct 27
Just found out my first kiss from middle school is now a dude ✌️🥀
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Top 25 rejections from foids who I thought I had a chance with
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JPR (@Scouting_Col) profile pictureJPR
@Scouting_ColOct 27
My top 25 biggest CBB stars who ended up being NBA draft busts.
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i'm peeing@im_peeingOct 26
i'm peeing ㅤㅤㅤ
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Don’t bother showing up in March if you aren’t watching the StatBroadcast for Hawaii vs Hawaii Pacific because there is no video or audio My dick doesn’t bother showing up when I try to jerk off to anything other than AI porn of Serena Williams
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Just peeled 3 ONIONS and I can’t stop crying. I’m such a pussy. Everything reminds me of you
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Dasher stole my food. Great. Frozen breakfast burritos and round 2 it is.
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CBBcels (@CBBcels) profile pictureCBBcels@CBBcelsOct 15
I just jacked off my stupid gay little cock to Tyran Stokes highlights while I waited on my DoorDashed KFC family meal deal. I live alone and this is meal prepping. Still another 3 weeks until CBB starts. Holy shit if I don’t kill myself it’ll be a miracle.
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I just jacked off my stupid gay little cock to Tyran Stokes highlights while I waited on my DoorDashed KFC family meal deal. I live alone and this is meal prepping. Still another 3 weeks until CBB starts. Holy shit if I don’t kill myself it’ll be a miracle.
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I wish my ex girlfriend would give me as many fucking chances as Tony Stubblefield’s gotten coaching basketball Probably doesnt help that my tiny chode is just a stub on my body she resented
Jeff Goodman (@GoodmanHoops) profile pictureJeff Goodman
@GoodmanHoopsOct 7
Former DePaul head coach Tony Stubblefield, who has been on Altman’s staff for a long time, is the frontrunner to take over for this season, source told @TheFieldOf68. Stubblefield was 9-38 in Big East play in his tenure at DePaul.
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Had a date last night and showed up in my UTEP sweater, complete with a Lindenwood polo underneath (in case things went well and she took the sweater off me at her place) She never showed up Now I’m wearing it to work to impress the other virgin chud in the office. I should kms
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I’m going to start by sitting on a bench and cutting my wrists because no one cares about my opinions
shoot darock (@shootdarockttv) profile pictureshoot darock@shootdarockttvOct 6
Here are my picks
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So not only are my Butler Bulldogs picked to finish dead last in the Big East, but I’m also such a broke fuck that my breakfast this morning is 3 day old movie theater popcorn Just fucking great
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Basket Under Review (@basket_review) profile pictureBasket Under Review
@basket_reviewSep 30
Our conference preview series continues with the Big East! Some say it’s hoops in its purest form and the most entertaining conference in college basketball. What does it have in store for us this year? Check out full breakdowns of all 11 teams here: basketunderreview.com/big-ea…
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Order the bartender to turn on some college hoops I’m scared of confrontation because I’m a stupid little goychud
taylorgallo 🌙 (@taylorgallo__) profile picturetaylorgallo 🌙
@taylorgallo__Sep 14
What else would I order???
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Literally punch my balls until I cum #anhilateme
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My gf just stole my life savings from my bank account and fled the country. But worst of all, she stole my life sized Kansas Jeff Withey body pillow Gonna be another fucking cucking cocksucking season for my Jayhawks this year
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Yesterday was my bday and she didnt even call or text. My best friend forgot too and only texted to ask what I think of Bucknell’s roster this year. I told him they lost a lot of key players and it’s going to be a rough year. Banana pudding to celebrate me being a fucking loser
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34 year old matched with me on Hinge then unadded me after I called her “mommy” Time for me to play my comfort song
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Donated every last dollar I have to the Western Carolina NIL fund in the hopes we get TKR This is all I can afford to eat now, please come to Cullowhee and make my suffering worth it @TreyKaufmanRenn
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Dry humping my Dan Hurley body pillow and snuggling it to pretend I’m in a relationship
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