Status-quo propaganda for the average upper-middle class white Canadian. Satirical. Parody account. Not the CBC. International: @ReutersPitchbot

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THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS RUN BY LITERAL NAZIS, DOCUMENTED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKERS, DRUG TRAFFICKERS, PEDOPHILES, WAR CRIMINALS AND IMPERIALIST MAFIOSOS HELLBENT ON THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF LIFE ON EARTH TO SATISFY THEIR INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR SADISM AND CRUELTY
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Documents reveal Canada’s biggest corporations successfully lobbied the federal government for changes that enable access to sensitive intelligence information gathered by the country’s spy agency thenarwhal.ca/tc-energy-csis…
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but if you say palestine at the cbc better watch out!
After two full years of constant hand-wringing about "anti-semitism," CBC interviewed a Ukrainian soldier and his tattoos may or may not come as a shock to you
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NEW from me and @MazMHussain: @davidfrum & @DouglasKMurray & @SethAMandel drafted speeches for the Israeli ambassador to the UN, according to hacked emails. Frum did it while also writing a profile of the ambassador. Murray even hosted a secret fundraiser for the IDF. Mandel....well that one's not surprising. dropsitenews.com/p/david-fru…
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Analysis | Are Palestinians justified in resisting occupation and Apartheid? We asked 300 of the most barbaric racists you've ever met in your entire life
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Canada condemns Canadians bringing humanitarian aid into Gaza
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if you're in the media, you have one last chance to speak up before a genocide. how will you be remembered for this moment?
Full statement from UN spox on Israel directing the evacuation of northern Gaza within 24 hours. UN says it would impact 1.1 million, impossible without "devastating humanitarian consequences" and "strongly appeals for any such order, if confirmed, to be rescinded."
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"Canada will continue to sell Israel weapons and give it free trade but pretend like we are concerned. "
Israel’s new ground offensive in Gaza City is horrific. It worsens the humanitarian crisis and jeopardizes the release of the hostages. The Government of Israel must adhere to international law.
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It’s official: the United Nations Commission of Inquiry concludes Israel is committing genocide. The UN body calls on nations to stop sending weapons to Israel, ensure people within their jurisdiction aren’t aiding or inciting the genocide, and hold those who are accountable.
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"Canada is a really screwed up country and it is a self-hating country, as you well know, that prides itself on being polite." ~Charlie Kirk
NEW: Canadian Parliament gives standing ovation to Charlie Kirk.
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starting to think maybe parliament is just filled with nazis
NEW: Canadian Parliament gives standing ovation to Charlie Kirk.
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Air Canada flight attendants hold the line and defy Carney’s back-to-work order!
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Update: CUPE Flight Attendant picket lines tomorrow: - Vancouver, 10am-noon, Chester Johnson Park - Calgary, 10am-noon, YYC Door 17 Departures - Toronto, 9am-11am, YYZ - Terminal 1 - Montreal, 9am-11am, AC HQ, 7373 Côte Vertu W.
Get to a CUPE AC Component picket line this weekend. Flight attendants deserve to be paid for the hours they work. #aircanadastrike #CUPE #StandWithCUPE
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CBC Pitchbot (Satire) retweeted
🚨 URGENT CALL TO ALL WORKERS: DEFEND AIR CANADA CUPE COMPONENT WORKERS’ RIGHT TO STRIKE 🚨 Where: Toronto Pearson International Airport, Terminal 1
When: 9:00 AM, Tomorrow - August 17 The federal government is moving to trample the Charter-protected right to strike forcing binding arbitration and back-to-work orders that strip workers of free and fair collective bargaining. This is unconstitutional government overreach. If they get away with it here, this sets a dangerous precedent. ✊🏾Join the labour movement at Toronto Pearson. Solidarity with Air Canada flight attendants. Defend the right to strike. #cdnpoli #onpoli @waltonmom
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We love democracy don’t we folks?
BREAKING - Air Canada and striking flight attendants have been ordered back to work by Jobs Minister Patty Hajdu, who has asked the CIRB to impose binding arbitration on both parties #cdnpoli
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Take yourselves to account for arming the genocidal entity. Canada remains complicit #StopArmingIsrael #ArmsEmbargoNow #SanctionIsrael
Canada condemns the killing @AlJazeera journalists in #Gaza. Journalists are civilians — targeting them is unacceptable. We call for full accountability and for the protection of media everywhere. #PressFreedom #NotATarget
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No one at National Post deserves to be called a journalist.
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Sends out a media statement lying about Canada's arms shipments to Israel and then closes down her office out of a phoney fear of violence? Convenient!
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Breaking: Canada does absolutely nothing new and will take no concrete steps to end ongoing genocide it is actively complicit in.
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