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Joined August 2022
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😳 Guys, I wasn't kidding about the security. I just spent three hours in an the interrogation room (hungover on catnip, I should add) . Apparently my employee swipe badge is a fake? WTF?
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Tried to swipe into work (im on the night shift) and the whole lobby went red. Def con Meow! Heard one of the guards say "its spreading" and "containment" or something like that. Working from home this week . 🏡
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A big thank you to @Nohio_B_E and the kind old lady for finding my wallet and holding on to it. Not a lot of good Samaritans left in Nohio 👀. The wallet is now back in safe hands and I got a free coffee on top of that! Much appreciated. What a day!
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Credit cards, gym membership, and health insurance card - - all there! But still no clue where my ID is 👀. But at least I have my keycard and can head back to work tomorrow without any fuss from the guards!
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Security at HQ has been so tight lately, everyone seems to be on high alert. We must be getting ready to launch and new product or something. But these things are literally beyond my pay grade 😂, what do I know.
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That feeling when you get to the office only to find out you lost your wallet and can't swipe into the building and security doesn't believe you work there. 🤦🏽‍♂️. Gotta retrace my steps now. At least I know I had it when I picked up my coffee at @Nohio_B_E this morning 👀
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Any one else having trouble connecting to their Computational Assistant Telnet Technology User Suite? Follow the instructions below:
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Unplug your router. (For more specific instructions on router settings and issues, contact the router's manufacturer) Wait 1 minute. Plug the router back in. Wait 1-3 minutes for the initialization process to be completed. Take a Catnip Try to plug in again.
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Make sure to drink lots of water with each dose!
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Ugh wtf. I woke up this morning to loud banging on the door - no one was there. 😳They left an envelope though with just a piece of paper with this on it. Does anyone know what this means, is this like a threat? Seriously, wtf, it was just a poll. @CBLXclubhouse @LuccasPetStore.
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My mom insists that I message when I leave for work and when I get back home because she is afraid of the rampant crime in Nohio. Is the mafia really that bad? Or is she overreacting? @LuccasPetStore
63%Mafia =no joke, stay safe
37%Mom= overreacting
27 votes • Final results
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Nothing better than starting your day with a cup of brew from @Nohio_B_E and catching up with the news on @NOHIONEWS. So much going on lately.
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Brain activity changes on CN at 5, 10 and 15 years. Is Nohio worth it? Absolutely. But there are a few things you can do, to not get to this stage.
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2. Stretch. Being plugged in too long could lead to blood clots, especially in your legs. A few ankle circles, alternating knee lifts, neck rolls, and shoulder shrugs will save your life!
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And 3. Don't fall in love, lol. Dating in Nohio is an absolute time suck! Enough said.
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Quick poll: where were your parents during The Fall
25%Private bunker
75%Public bunker
4 votes • Final results
Quarantine finally done! 4 days working at the Nohio front office was great but I'm excited to go back to where the magic happens. I'm just a small cog in the wheel, but someone's got to do it!
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Just a friendly reminder that there is a thin line between nip users and nip fiends. If you feel like you NEED CN, then it's best to take a break. Really sad to some people who have become dependent. Even their virtual avatars looked off.
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