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Connecticut, USA
Joined November 2022
Replying to @3YearLetterman
@3YearLetterman Coach we gotta teach'em young, so this is my nephew at the UConn/Nova game tonight:
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Look, we have had our back and forth with Michigan State but they do one thing I wish we would. All the students are in the 100's, everyone else is in the next section up. It makes all the difference. I know we won't because donors, money, etc. But that's your answer.
Gampel used to reach a pretty insane level. The fans are just completely sanitized now. The olds all think they're at a play. If you act like a sports fan around them, they give you weird looks. Particularly old women. It's not a movie theater. Contribute.
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Real fans closest to the action, blue hairs further away. I'm not even shitting on the older fans, we just need maximum energy closest to the action.
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You could never make me hate Sha
Sha: “We suck right now, but that’s okay.” #shbb #HALLin
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JESUS H. FUCK, JUST GIVE US THE GODDAMN JUG AND TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.
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CBesh 2: The Offseason is long and sucks retweeted
Connecticut has 2 things: The best pizza in the world & UConn
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CBesh 2: The Offseason is long and sucks retweeted
The Rent is alive!
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Thank you for the kind words sir. Don't nitpick this man even though I know you all want to, just take the goddamn compliment and move on with your night.
Replying to @HawkEmDownChris
UCONN. Bunch of consistent random niggas playing in the middle of nowhere, became a national powerhouse. #UCONN
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Free the #CUMJug
We are gonna force feed this jug down the winning team’s throat #umassvsuconn
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tHe nBa iS a bEtTeR pRoDuCt tHaN cOlLeGe bAsKeTbAlL
"That's a travel." How many steps from LaMelo? 😭
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Who is better than @John_Fanta and Raft? Fucking no one, that's who.
Can’t wait for college basketball. We are just 11 days away from the road to March beginning! Bill Raftery is one of one, a living legend and America’s friend. The Governor is the perfect choice for the @trillydonovan Watchability Index. Voted for him! Let’s have a year. 🧅
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We make fun of Kansas a lot but I always respect that building and its fans. College basketball rules
Why is college basketball different? This is the crowd reaction for a dunk during an exhibition game:
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I just committed genocide on the lantern flies that have been hatching recently and are swarming my front door. They weren't ready for my technological superiority. I expect I'll be knighted or given a medal soon. You're welcome Connecticut.
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My nephew watched this presser. If any other coach said these horrible things they'd be arrested. Hurley must be stopped, he's ruining the game and my life. The guy is pure evil and this quote proves it. @GmingClipz #Sarcasm
Hurley: As much as they were mean to me - and rightfully so - we root for Michigan State. ... Ends his presser with "Go Sparty"
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Nothing you say matters, soft as baby shit and thats why you got immortalized in the worst way possible last season.
Everyone is really dick riding and forcing the love because he went to Duke. 😂 If he’s your best option y’all are cooked. Y’all will turn on him before too long.
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I like watching UConn play basketball and I love Dan Hurley, I wish they would join a conference so I could watch them play real games more often
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Replying to @CBeshJr
That team you have is not beating dude you’re slow and unathletic
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2 things can be true, and one of those things is that everyone wants to see you fail.
Replying to @CBeshJr
“Save college basketball from Duke”… brudda there’s a team out there fighting tooth and nail to have a 24 year old 6th year😭I think CBB has a bigger issue to worry about😭
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