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Joined September 2010
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
Bye, Felicia.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
ACTON: My opponent talks a lot about whining. His PAC is called Victors, not Victims. But I’ve never seen anyone whine more. TAPPER: He’s not your opponent anymore. You beat him. ACTON: Yeah. Soundly
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
😂😂😂
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
I wish they both were here to see this night. Just so damn proud to have been raised a Texas Democrat.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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We did it! You did it! Redemption time! Repudiation time! Checks and balances and watch dogs! We must fix this cesspool!
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
Muslims didn’t storm the Capitol on January 6, try to steal an election, or overthrow our government. White Christian nationalists, racist militia groups, and rabid Trump supporters did. We need to stop pretending the biggest terrorist threat to this country is coming from somewhere else.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
I ate whatever the fuck I wanted when Biden was president.
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
Woke isn't killing gaming. Private equity is.
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You know what's crazy to me? 1% of the U.S. population is Muslim. 1% of the U.S. population is transgender. 1.6% of U.S. men identify as gay. 1.4% of U.S. women identify as lesbian. But these statistic’s make up 100% of MAGA's talking points.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
I am convinced the Trump admin is DEI for mediocre white people.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
Please stop infantilizing Zacharia. She’s a 41 year old woman who actively vied for a job she was unqualified for, while lying for years about her resume. Treating her like a victim does her — and women — zero favors.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
This answer was so fucking good: Talarico: “My decision to stay home for a week sent my opponent and his conspiracy theorists spiraling. I opened up social media and learned I had apparently dropped out of the race, had flown to a mental hospital in Ohio, that I had DIED. False claims got millions of views online - and this is an example of what I call the ‘rage economy.’ Billionaires who own these platforms get rich, we all get angry, and nobody’s life gets any better. Conspiracy theories don’t put food on the table, put gas in the tank, or improve our communities. I’m going to stay focused on the very real problems facing Texans.”
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
Talarico gets the flu, and MAGA immediately goes full conspiracy theory. Meanwhile, Trump is covered in bruises, wearing a leg brace, falling asleep in meetings, and clearly in cognitive decline, and they haven't said a word. Bunch of weirdos.
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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I would love to see all of the people bitching about the #Lanterns finale try and write their own stories since they think this was trash. Ya’ll can do better, right? Create something then get back to me.
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How an 100° October day in LA feels:
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Charlie Caufield retweeted
My phone's autocorrect has been with me for years and still thinks I'm constantly trying to type 'ducking.' At this point it's not a typo, it's a worldview.
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Jeff Sneider blocked me because I made a joke about him always hating popular movies. That's all I have to add to this discourse. That and he shoulda just said he misspoke, but instead he doubled down. Kinda weird. But whatever.
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