Send me pictures of your dog. former writer @fallontonight
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Christine Cestaro retweeted
🎶Coastal Grandma. Five-dollar check in the mail.
Coastal Grandma. She’s fine as hell.
Coastal Grandma. It’s plain to see.
Coastal Grandma. Got me eatin’ dinner at three.🎶
#FallonTonight @Janefonda
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Hope your cream cardigan is ready because an iconic song is dropping tonight on @FallonTonight with Jane Fonda
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Coastal Grandma w/ @janefonda 8/3/2022 #FallonTonight
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'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3LL7T7p
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Scooby-Doo was always like, “Ah a ghost!” but no one was ever like, “Ah a talking dog!” #WeTweet
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If someone’s still able to sell DVDs, they shouldn’t be put in jail – they should be put on “Shark Tank.”
Missouri Couple Plead Guilty to Selling Counterfeit Disney DVDs
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Christine Cestaro retweeted
The writers of The Tonight Show stand with the writers on strike at #TheChase, and demand that @ITV @itvstudios @WeAreITVA & @ABCNetwork make @TheChaseABC a #union show TODAY. #1u #contractNOW #unionstrong
ALT A photo grid of 12 writers from THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON, expressing solidarity with the writers of THE CHASE. The text reads: The writers of THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON stand with the writers on strike at THE CHASE. Writers Guild of America, East & Writers Guild of America West.
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It’s March Again?!?! Ode to a full year spent in quarantine 🏡 @johnlegend @FallonTonight
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JK Rowling: “If you don’t believe that men dressing as women in order to hurt them is a huge problem you leave me no choice but to prove my theory by making up a whole book about it.”
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News & Jokes for Thursday 8/13/20. #FallonTonight #FallonMono
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Headspace has you covered with new meditation tracks to keep up with everything going on in the world! youtu.be/gktniLBXrH8 #FallonAtHome
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I wrote this four years ago and it’s still topical...
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Today reminds us that progress might be slow. It might take decades. But no matter what things might look like today, it’s always possible. Happy Pride month, everybody.
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“Trump wants to cut the Education Department’s budget. It’s all part of Trump’s plan to defeat his greatest enemy: spelling.” — JIMMY FALLON
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I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people
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Not a TON of respect for "I am down with choking the planet and torturing infants, but between you and me, the boss is super yelly."
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Finally, you can enjoy art from problematic men like Woody Allen and Bill Cosby guilt-free now that @AmberMRuffin recreated their work.