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Cars are becoming safer. Bravo to the @US_DOT! That is totally it and nothing else
The Centers for Disease Control @CDCgov @CDCgovOfficial just reported that guns have now overtaken vehicle crashes as the leading cause of death for American children ages 1 through 18. Drug overdose deaths are also up dramatically. @ECCUnion
Yes. “Dartboard” is a term we are trialing currently for children, along with “Sieve,” “Swiss Cheese,” and “Minefield.”
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I have decided to give back to my community.
All coronavirus vaccines sent to my address below will be sent back doubled. I am only doing a maximum of 50,000,000 vaccines 💉
Two of the three presidential front runners were just hacked in a bitcoin scam... but you’d never know that Trump WASN’T hacked just by looking at him TWEETING IN ARABIC
BREAKING:
TikTok has just been declared a potential carrier of COVID-19 and has subsequently been BANNED across the USA.
In other medical news, Vine still ain’t shit
Thanks to whoever reported my tweets and made me have to take them down, I really hope you got some kind of satisfaction out of it
Surprised there ain’t a BITCH with a sniper sitting on that scaffolding
An image of Queen Elizabeth II and quotes from her broadcast to the UK and the Commonwealth in relation to the coronavirus epidemic are displayed on lights in London's Piccadilly Circus.
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CDC UPDATE: We have hired Tekashi 6ix9ine as our head researcher in charge of #COVID19, AKA #coronavirus. With his expertise we expect to have a vaccine in about 6 days.
