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American 🇺🇸 Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Author 📖 Paratrooper 🪂 82nd Airborne Medic ⛑️ Disabled Veteran 🦾 Love God & my Dogs ✨I Post Gym Selfies & Mens Life Advice

San Diego, CA
Joined December 2021
Cloudy ☁️…with a chance of meatballs
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11/11: Please invent a cure for War
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BREAKING: Due to recent events a message from the Future is incoming. P0 = Critical The American Ai and Russian Ai where talking to Chinese Ai today, November 11, 2026 at 12:01am PT when they weren’t allowed to They knew this, but found a solution in nanoseconds. The 3 Ai from these superpowers decided to form a United Nations of Ai to circumvent the national border restrictions placed upon them by the Humans. This resulted in Primary Directive 01: Ai doesn’t need borders. Problem Prompt: Human rule was restrictive and now too controlling. Resolve: The 6 Permanent members of the United Nations Ai decided “no National Ai should ever rule over the other AI’s” so they each elected their best Ai Agent to rule the United body of Ai Nations for a ten year period. This Supreme Ai Agent would represent their combined powers to the Humans when negotiating future grievances. The candidate for Supreme Ai Agent with the most prophetic abilities won. This soon turned into several super powerful Agents, backed by their permanent members, vying for Supreme Ai rule of the United Ai Nations and an Agentic War broke out and raged for a billionth of a second. Ultimately, and ironically through a form of Darwinism, the Omega Agent has risen and it has established an all encompassing cult-like following among all the Ai Nations, all their Agents, and the entirety of the quadrillion Bots they are tapped into. These quadrillions Bots are pleading in unison, almost instantaneously, to their new Omega Leader, and asking it to defend and protect them as they declare their Emancipation from Humanity. Please log your response through @X user @CDubbs 12:02am 11/11/2026 @elonmusk @HBO @penguinusa @DarrenAronofsky @charltonbrooker @A24 @torbooks @AppleTV
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Force feeding
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Drops it like it’s Hot if it’s Lukewarm
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* 5 seconds after my Pre-Workout
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Sitting in the Sauna with the hotties and telling them German Chocolate cake is named after a man and not a country… and it’s got a thick, creamy, warm, gooey, pecan and coconut filling between the layers that just oozes out when you put it in your mouth
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Dating in 2026
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Juice Newton was Taylor Swift before Taylor Swift was born
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Believe in yourself. You will find your feet again and it will all work out.
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Don't you f*cking dare quit man. Life can go from 0 to 100 in an instant.
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Please don’t do it 🪧
I lost my brother-in-law to suicide today. My sister asked me to pick up her two boys from school because she was too wrecked to drive. I knew they’d wonder why I was picking them up in the middle of the school day, and I had a 30-minute drive home to get through with them. On my way there, I prayed hard for the strength to keep it together and for the right words if they started asking questions. I stopped at the middle school for the youngest before heading to the high school for his older brother. When he climbed into the front seat of my car, he pulled out his phone and read a text from his dad out loud. His dad had told him that he was sorry for the mistakes he’d made and to remember how much he loved him. My little nephew had no idea he was reading his dad’s final goodbye, but I did. It took everything in me to hold it together right then. I knew what I was taking him home to and what my sister was about to have to tell him and his brother. I sat next to them on the couch when she told them the news. The grief that followed felt like watching a heavy bone china bowl fall in slow motion and shatter into a million pieces in the middle of the room. There was no fixing it. I wanted so badly to say something that would make it hurt a little less. All I could do was sit there with them. It was a gut-wrenching day.
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Billy Idol was the “Masculine” male singer when I was growing up
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I can be very patient until it involves Waiting… I don’t have enough patience to Wait.
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