Since reading Treasure Island, I stand by this even more.
Pretty sure Long John Silvers is a front. How are they still open if no one has ever eaten there? #ProveMeWrong
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39 seasons. 15 with us. A National Champion and Hall of Famer.
Thank you for everything, Coach Mainieri. #ForeverLSU
Some women get Botox to feel younger…I wrote “HAGS” in a yearbook today and will be riding that high into the summer. ✌️✌️✌️
I’ve been asked twice today and never in the past 6 years if I was Irish. #BackInTheNorth
Why does getting fingerprinted for a job cost $30 in Texas, $13 in Connecticut, but $100 in New York! All with the same company btw..... 😳
Found a spiked seltzer I left at my parents that expired in 2018. I’m not saying I was the first on this trend but y’all newbies done even know.
FabFitFun income 🤣🤣🤣 dead.
“Look at me, I’m an attorney... the other girls... what are they?” -spoken like a woman who doesn’t need no fabfitfun income! 👏🏼👏🏼 #TheBachelor
If this week has taught me anything, it’s that if ABC told me to watch the Bachelor every night I would never leave my couch #Bachelor
I’ve never wanted the weekend to be over and just be Monday already more in my life #LSU #NationalChampionship #weready
Congratulations @Joe_Burrow10 for your forever new first name... “Heisman trophy winner”
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Me, 2011: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."
Me, 2013: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."
Me, 2015: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."
Me, 2017: "I wonder how good LSU would be with a QB."
Me, 2019: "Oh. Well, OK then."








