I think I’m really funny. Pun master. FDA approved. Pokémon Master. SnapChat: cgaertner
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined August 2011
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These three as Traitors are both a fevered dream AND a dream come true at the same exact time 😭❤️
Mind you, this is the FIRST conversation that they have after revealing themselves as Traitors.
Whole. Ass. Mess. 😂 #TheTraitorsUS
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One of my absolute favorite things to do is put my phone on DND at the end of a long day. Sorry if we’re in the middle of texting or Snapping or whatever- I’m going to bed and there’s nothing you can do about it 😌
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Hey @ChipotleTweets, what in the absolute nonsense is this? What I ordered versus what I received. Spent $21 just to get someone else’s mobile order. What gives???
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Along with the rest of the world, I’m looking for Mega Rayquaza raid invites in #PokemonGo! Preferred L.45 and above unless you have a dedicated group for raids. Respond below if you add me so I know who’s who! #PokemonGoRaids #PokemonGOfriend
118313157331 is me
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If anyone is looking for help with remote raids for #PokemonGOfest2024, I’m available to help! 48 Instinct, just looking to grind out some raids! Let's be friends in #PokemonGO! My Trainer Code is 118313157331! #PokemonGoRaids
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OK, didn’t know so many people would actually add me 😅 If you add me, shoot me a reply here with your in game name and level! Trying to keep track of everyone adding me for #PokemonGO and #PokemongoFest2024 for #PokemonGoRaids
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Not #PokemonGO making me look hideous now with this avatar update. Where’s my upper lip? Why is my hair a different color? WHY DID THEY FATTEN MY FACE 🤬
(Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 118313157331!)
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I think the coolest part about the eclipse today was this awesome plant I bought! It was stuck in among the zinnias! I didn’t see it earlier but I bought it for $1.95!
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As, arguably, one of the biggest @AndyHerren fans (if not the biggest) since 2014, it’s about damn time there’s finally a 90 minute video about his BB15 dominance! Thanks @Ethanimale!
youtu.be/cO_HgZi5n_c?si=tMHQ…
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I guess I just don’t understand why Jesus got to take a 3-day nap and when he came back, everyone praised him and called him “The Savior”, but when ✨I✨ take a long nap, I’m called “lazy” and “unproductive”.
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It’s giving @AscendanceLive 😂
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What’s your fave gen2 pokemon that isn’t a starter?
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I woke up today on this manufactured holiday feeling sad and alone. Then, a guy who has been ignoring me for far too long texted out of the blue asking me to come hang out. Now, all of a sudden, this has been my favorite day of the year so far 😂🥰
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I’m so incredibly drained because of my job right now. It’s legitimately taking everything I have to not just walk out in the middle of my shift.
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✨Patiently✨ waiting for @maryspacekate to notice my Insta post checking in on her after that Wicked trailer
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