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Our toddler child wanted to paint her room red. We said that it's too expensive/out of stock. The truth is, me and my wife are Everton fans and hate the colour red. We try to avoid anything red in this household.
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Long-distance relationships prove that real love isn't about distance, but about two people who keep choosing each other despite it.
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people say cocaine is addictive but iโve turned down cocaine multiple times. i donโt think iโve ever turned down a chocolate chip cookie. something to think about.
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Mad how Axel Rudakubana's genocidal ancestry has no bearing on his Welsh Choirboyness, even though his parents moved here right before his birth, but I'm completely responsible for Transatlantic slavery 500 years ago.
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โOMG bro did you hear Trumpโs jew son-in-law who converted Ivanka to judaism who used to have Netanyahu stay in his bedroom of his family home and is in charge of negotiating the Iran warโฆโฆ turns out heโs an Israeli agent!โ
