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Cheeky Maushi

@CMaushi

I’m old, I’m wise, and I’ve got a lot of free time

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Joined June 2018
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Normalise commenting ‘looks disgusting’ on people’s food pics.
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You call yourself a chef and put up pics of the food you made using hashtags like #yummy and #delicious but honestly, it looks like shit and I wouldn’t even touch it
A question for all the dancers: If you’ve got two left feet, you’re a bad dancer, then does having two right feet make you a brilliant dancer?
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The Prime Minister of India is playing Simon Says with a billion people. What are you doing in quarantine?
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Yall ugly then, yall ugly now #ThenAndNowChallenge
One minute silence for everyone (including me) who thought it was ‘tu laung main elaichi’ all this while. I got to know today it’s ‘tu laung (nosepin) main lachi (screw of the nosepin that goes inside the nostril).’
Yes.
cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) profile picturecancela lansbury@gossipbabies8 Jan 2020
Your fiancé gets kidnapped in a foreign country. You stay out till 2 am searching w authorities but eventually you have to call it and return to your hotel. Do you still do your skincare routine y/n
Unless you’re working on a farm, there’s no excuse for grown men wearing dungarees.
You need a special skill set to walk with outfits with a trail.
What direction will we take now?
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@bbgoriginals28 Sep 2019
Both Trump and Greta Thunberg are on the shortlist for this year's Nobel Peace Prize
Because we all need to be ‘motivated’ about destroying the planet and treating it like a huge trash can?
Bloomberg Originals (@bbgoriginals) profile pictureBloomberg Originals
@bbgoriginals27 Sep 2019
France’s richest man and Louis Vuitton Chairman Bernard Arnault called Greta Thunberg “demoralizing” at LVMH’s #Life2020 sustainability event in Paris. Find out more via @business: bloom.bg/2nEHDGr
Baby Archie is UK’s answer to our Taimur.
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You cannot impress a girl with a Hindi pick up line, ever. It will only end in tears, yours.
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Waiting for robots to take over the world so I won’t have to go to work.
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@TheTweetOfGod19 Aug 2019
THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE 1. Denial 2. Guilt 3. Depression 4. Acceptance 5. Drowning
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If you look hard enough you might even find god, but you won’t find a bra that fits properly.
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People using #FaceApp and posting pics to show how hot they’d look when they’re old, know this— you suck now, you’ll suck then too.
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#Area51 doesn’t exist in India. Indians believe in Atithi Devo Bhava.
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Men, please note: The increase in the number of vowels in your hi(s) and hello(s) does not increase your chances of getting a reply. #Inboxtragedies
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