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Joined September 2026
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We’ve decided to relaunch on @floatdotxyz instead of Stonk. We have the OG @CPUCat, and we genuinely believe this narrative deserves a real chance to succeed.
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imagine going back to 2026 and telling everyone how high CPU cat ended up going. some things are better understood with time. $CPU
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CPU cat just checked his wallet and saw an airdrop. little guy hasn't stopped smiling since. sometimes good things really do come to those who wait. 🐱
We just sent out the first airdrop in Float's history. $127,500 USDC, straight to the wallets of our top 100 traders. No claim page. No forms. No points to convert. The money simply showed up. Every payment is on chain and listed at floatlaunch.xyz/airdrops, so you don't have to take our word for any of it. I want to talk about why this matters to us. Crypto has a strange habit. A platform launches, traders show up, and those traders create everything: the volume, the attention, the memes, the culture, the reason anyone cares in the first place. They pay fee after fee, through green days and brutal ones. Some of these platforms go on to make hundreds of millions of dollars. And the people who built all of that get told to wait. Wait for the token. Wait for the season. Wait for the announcement. "Wen airdrop" became a joke in this space because the waiting became normal. People stopped expecting anything back from the platforms they made rich, and honestly, that's the saddest part. We don't think it has to be that way. On Float, 35% of every fee goes to traders. It sits in a vault, gets converted to USDC, and goes back to the people whose volume created it. Another 35% buys back and burns FLOAT. Holders get 15%, paid in the asset their coin is paired with. Creators get 5%. None of that depends on us being in a generous mood. It's how the platform was built from day one. This isn't a shot at anyone. We're not here to pick fights or tear other teams down, and there's plenty of room in this space for everyone building something. We just want to show there's another way to do this. Because the airdrop is only part of what we care about. Ask anyone who's been trading memecoins for a while and they'll tell you the same thing: it stopped being fun. You find a coin you like, you buy it, and then you find out someone scooped up 20% of the supply at a $3K market cap and has been waiting for you to arrive. So people stopped holding. They stopped believing. Every chart became a trap to escape instead of something to be part of. That's a big reason every coin on Float starts at a $20K market cap. Grabbing 20% of a coin at $3K costs around $600. At $20K, it costs at least $4,000. We can't make bundling disappear and we won't pretend we can, but we can make it far more expensive, and we can make holding worth something, with real assets paid out to holders along the way. That's the environment we're trying to build. One where you can hold a coin without feeling like the exit. One where you can top blast again because you actually believe in what you're buying. One where the people who show up every day get something back for it. Today was the first step, not the finish line. Thank you to everyone who traded, launched, held, and believed in this before there was anything to point to. This is the first one. It won't be the last.
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everyone's looking up wondering what's coming. CPU cat already knows. something big is on the horizon. $CPU
AMD so far so good...moving up tech nicely
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CPU cat is relaxed. he knows where this is going. 🌕 $CPU
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every giant in tech started with someone building something in a garage. CPU cat has a few ideas of his own. give him time. $CPU
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the biggest names in the world all started somewhere. CPU cat just pulled up to the starting line. we are early. 🐱
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some people wait until the rocket is already in space to believe in it. CPU cat has been here since the countdown began. we are still early. $CPU
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Let people recover from the damage PumpFun has done to the trenches. give the market some time to heal, let conviction come back, and slowly but surely we'll see $1B market caps become normal again. CPU cat isn't going anywhere.
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One CPU cat vs the world.
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Enjoy Halloween and stay safe
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Oh we know. 😏 Just not on the pill. 💊
billion dollar runners will return
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Sorry. The bear case has been pushed back by another 4 years.
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Stay strong. I will pray for us. 🙏🐱
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The choice is yours. Keep getting farmed in the same PVP trenches or give PVE a real chance on @floatdotxyz. $CPUCat chose the path of peace. 🐱
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Stay strong.💪 $CPUCat is putting in the work. 🐱💚
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Gordon Moore co-founded Intel and changed the world of computing forever. Decades later, a new cat has entered the CPU industry. Introducing $CPU, the Cat Processing Unit. 🐱
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GM ☀️ Unbothered. Moisturized. In my own lane. Focused. Flourishing. Just letting $CPU do its thing. 🐱🌱
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Sleeping peacefully knowing $CPU is safe in my arms. 🐱💤
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All in. No second thoughts. 🐱♠️ $CPU
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