my fucking giggle will follow me to the end of my days (and I love it, everyone says it’s cute and fun)
Bartender at our after work hangout has agreed to sharpie the aforementioned phrase on my chest. Mission accomplished.
What do you mean my coworker gave me a whole ass costume just because he “wants to see how hungover I show up to work tomorrow”
Poor time management skills so I’m gonna have to show up straight from work to our Halloween party. Looks like I’m taking my shirt off and writing “I Came in My Pants” on my chest in sharpie.
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Blind Melon's "No Rain" still sneaks up on you.
Shannon's sitting on the floor with that long hair in his face, singing like he's talking to one person instead of a room.
The song is so light and bouncy on the surface that you almost miss how lonely the words are. "All I can say is that my life is pretty plain" over that sunny little groove is one of the best tricks 90s rock ever pulled.
The Bee Girl video made it famous, but the actual performance just feels like a guy who means every line. Still hits the same way now.
When it hit the chorus and the dollhouse scene it immediately unlocked a memory
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"two likes isnt a lot" imagine two beautiful women conspiring to take advantage of you
I’ve had too good of a day today so I’m listening to yellow is the color of her eyes by soccer mommy and intentionally sabotaging my emotional wellbeing
Off early on a Saturday, if anybody needs me, I will be getting incredibly toasted and playing RuneScape for the remainder of the evening
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Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon
[📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]








