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I put a StonkBrokers help desk inside a post.
Type any question about StonkBrokers and it answers you out loud. Clock In, interns, Smart LP, activation, how the launcher locks liquidity.
This is v1
@ClutchMarkets
Sound on, tap the card and ask 👇
ask-the-desk.pages.dev
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
“Calm before the storm”
People throw this term around a lot but it really feels like that right now for crypto
Finance World is Obsessed with tokenization
The $BTC chart is coiled screaming “Bottom is in”
Everyone outside our bubble is hooked on speculation
Both Tradfi and retail Narratives everywhere
2027 could be the most explosive year we've seen in a while
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
I’m not just “building in crypto.”
I’m inventing fintech on Robinhood Chain.
$STONKBROKER and $MANCER look ready ahead of the Books release.
• 80-90% down from ATH
• Teams continue to build
• Growing fundamental value
Stonkbrokers continues to make itself a DeFi hub where new primitives and DeFi products are built. MiCA compliance, RH support, and growing revenue/fee generation numbers shouldn't go unnoticed either.
Mancer as a DEX aggregator powering the books protocol and pretty competitive within it own market sector when it comes to speed, cost, and efficiency.
Think we see these at ATHs over the coming weeks/months. Not gonna fade time-tested infra, with teams that build, that have competitive/valuable tech.
WE BUY THE DIPS.
.@ChillTRD breaks down where Robinhood Chain stands right now...
The ecosystem has seen 70–90% drawdowns across several projects, but he sees this as a normal part of the cycle before attention and volume return
His thesis:
• Infrastructure could benefit first when volume returns
• Several Robinhood projects like $HARMONIC, $DELTA are still 70–90% below their highs
• New launches could become attractive again as momentum comes back
“I think right now is the time to position yourself in infrastructure.”
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
🆕 Claude Connector
Connect Etherscan to @claudeai and ask about wallet balances, transactions, token transfers, and verified contracts across supported chains
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
SimpleFarmer on going from options trader to building StonkBrokers on Robinhood Chain.
"I'm first and foremost, an options trader, on-chain options trader, so rare breed."
"So I decided to do it myself essentially and develop Clutch Markets"
"Built out StonkBroker essentially on Robinhood Chain testnet and then deployed on Mainnet in July."
Projects: @ClutchMarkets
FT @OxSimpleFarmer @ChillTRD @mynt_josh @MCGlive
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
"These are the best traders in crypto
Simplefarmer: Are they really, though?"
@OxSimpleFarmer joins CR2 to discuss getting @ClutchMarkets through the MICA regulatory process, why a clean ERC-20 beats a tax token, and Books, the new way to back real traders onchain.
Timestamps:
0:00 MICA approved in 30 days
1:48 Why MICA opens up Europe
3:14 Keep your ERC-20 tokens clean
4:56 A tax token is a shortcut. The tax is not the product
6:50 Listing on CEXs became a top signal
8:22 Is social trading broken?
10:08 How Books work
12:14 A new kind of KOLs and traders can rise next
14:44 Books launch this week
Full episode below.
CR2 EP. 04: Onchain Experiments Building the Next Financial Rails with @oxsimplefarmer & @dataLust_xyz xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1lJQRWDMB…
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
SimpleFarmer tells the story behind Pair Tokens.
"I always thought that we could skip that by essentially tokenizing those processes."
"If I can tokenize these LP positions and keep the hooks that carry with the V4 product, it can create a really strong asset."
"They can just buy that LP token, essentially that pair token to represent the product."
Projects: @ClutchMarkets @Hookrfun
FT @OxSimpleFarmer @ChillTRD @mynt_josh @MCGlive
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
$STONKBROKER officially becoming MiCA compliant is a massive win in the books for us.
This milestone allows us to legally and responsibly expand distribution channels for the $STONKBROKER asset throughout the European Union, opening the door to new markets, exchanges, platforms, and opportunities for adoption.
Another major step forward in our long-term vision for StonkBrokers and the Robinhood Chain ecosystem gaining world-wide adoption as one of the financial rails of the world for tokenized assets.
Pleased to announce that the $STONKBROKER MiCA white paper is now published by the MiCA Crypto Alliance under EU Regulation 2023/1114. MiCA Title II (Articles 4 to 9) has required any token offered to the public or traded on a platform in the European Union to have a white paper drafted, notified to a national regulator and published before it can be sold or listed within the E.U.
This makes $STONKBROKER one of only two tokens on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain with a published MiCA white paper, because safety and regulatory compliance have been a priority for us from day one. Read the white paper here:
micacryptoalliance.com/news/…
Cantstopmenow! retweeted
clock in
stonkbroker
The StonkBrokers ecosystem has 2 incredible new experiments dropping this week on Robinhood Chain.
In the age of A.I., creativity and innovation will be among the last areas where humans can outperform an LLM.
But how do we reward the creatives, ensuring there is a defensible distribution advantage that can fast-track them before 10,000 A.I. generated copies are released 24 hours later?
The trailblazers who think at a different frequency than others.
I believe with Robinhood Chain, we will have many success stories that end up more closely resembling financial apps like Acorns than traditional crypto protocols.
That’s why with StonkBrokers, we are not only leading the way when it comes to opening the doors to onchain experimentation, but also making sure we provide the rails so that the experimenters on Robinhood Chain can monetize in a clean way without being subject to faulty launches or vampire attacks.
We do this by going through the process ourselves and learning from our mistakes, with countless iterations improving those rails and allowing us to become the best onchain incubator for financial software in the history of humanity.

























