CK

Women are beautiful so I understand why some women are lesbian but I will never understand why some men are gay.

Tell me who is ‘you lot’ I haven’t liked the monkey since ever

Hopefully the shooters are as clueless as Dalot himself

Dalot thinking being best friends with Cristiano Ronaldo is actually going to save him too

Steal his legs so he can’t step on the pitch ever again, just something idk at this point dawg

I don’t understand how Di Maria and Pogba got their houses broken into meanwhile Diogo Dalot gets to walk around Manchester on a daily basis with no repercussions

Aston Villa letting Man United come back from 2-0 down in the first half just to go 4-2 up again in the second half

Enzo Maresca and Man City in 2026

When Cristiano Ronaldo said “If I ever made you happy, if one of my goals ever made you embrace someone, forget a worry or feel proud, then it was all worth it."

I didn’t even get the time to qualify and play champs this weekend

Shea Lacey in this Man United team

Matheus Cunha whenever his team is in a relegation battle

Marcus Rashford scoring a free kick against Chelsea on his 22nd Birthday in 2019 vs 2026 for his 29th Birthday where he is not even on the bench

Twitter scroll sesh after another Man United loss

Me pretending to be a make wish kid to meet Lisandro Martinez, Amad Diallo and Lenny Yoro.

Lisandro Martinez in October 2026

Lenny Yoro x Amad Diallo