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We haven’t had to do this in 2024 until now, but unfortunately reminding everyone if you spread hate in Pit Vipers, we’ll donate your money to an organization that works against you #pitvipergivesafuck
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If Jesus has SB commercial money he needs to pay taxes
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Every surgery is exploratory if you have no idea what you're doing
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I say “no worries” a lot for someone who is quite literally filled with all the worries
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Hi, ER Doc here. RT if you’ve ever done CPR on someone and they survived. Trying to prove something.
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attending an M&M conference
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The front page of tomorrow's @dailytarheel – I shed many tears while typing up these heart-wrenching text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday. Our campus was on lockdown for more than three hours. Beyond proud of this cover and the team behind it.
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Don’t.
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air? salty door? rusty living? for the hope of it all meet me? behind the mall lost? in the memory changing? for the better wanting? was enough
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august by Taylor Swift
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All we gotta do is tell conservatives that the climate is transitioning and they’ll try to stop it
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To all the “wait till you are my age” people… This will be me at your age
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Everything conservatives are saying about transgender people right now they said about gay people 20 years ago and black and Latino people the years before that. Coming for the kids, sex obsessed, destroying the family. It’s always the same fucking bullshit.
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I don’t have a blue checkmark. I never had a blue checkmark. If I wanted a blue checkmark yes I probably could go out and get one but I won’t because I am what?!? ______________!
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You’ll always have a blue check in my heart ❤️
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If the government won’t bail out my Silicon Valley Bank holdings, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian.
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Proud. WHAT'S THE MOVE? with @TPAIN MUSIC VIDEO 🥳 youtube.com/watch?v=mZY8pHOl…
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your 30s are all about trying to tweet like a mentally ill teenager
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Replying to @sharney
Hi, I have footage of confetti cannon blowing transformer.
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Instead of stepping down for lying George Santos should have to lip sync for his life on the house floor
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