Clemson Brunette

You can NEVER trust a man that "isn't really a sandwich guy." Not so much of a man at all.

Well this is one way to get a Tinder match

I made it on the Today Show. Life made.

Conversations with the ex be like 😂😂

98% of my babysitting day is spent on social media and not watching the children as they run around with scissors and cut their own hair

People become single for like a day and are all YOLO FREE SPIRIT INDEPENDENT AND DONT NEED NO MAN...smh

If you live in charleston or are ever visiting GO HERE! And follow their insta 👉🏼👉🏼 @joeybagadonuts_mtp

Jumped off a roof last night so that's about as badass as I can get #fuckwitme

Going on hour 18 of babysitting. Sometimes I wonder why I don't drink bleach for money instead. It would be more enjoyable.

Those that don't have large boobs will never understand the torture of a halter swimsuit tie digging into your neck like barbed wire 😵

This is when I decide to move out of the country

@caitlincaporale will win #TheVoice mark my words

What the emojis mean on the new snapchat update

I'm scared to eat around kids bc when I grab something they go, "Can I have some?" Then in 5 min it's like a Thanksgiving feast on the table

Babysitting the same children for 12 hrs a day, I'm out of things to do. Thinking about taking them to the local bar for some new fun

It's 2015 and the TV emoji looks like it's from the 40's 📺

90% of my daily caloric intake is coffee and/or espresso

"You are whom you hang out with." Ladies, if the guy's friends suck, then he probably sucks just as much too

I don't understand why some people look so pleasant and content folding laundry like do you not understand it's the work of Satan

A goal without a timeline is simply a dream - Robert Herjavec