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Projected 1,472,195th round pick.

Joined November 2012
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That missed PAT could come back to haunt Georgia. #NationalChampionship #GeorgiaTCU #Georgia #TCU
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I have it on good authority that Kevin McCarthy has agreed to allow coke machines in the cafeteria. Matt Gaetz is expected to flip his vote immediately and Don Jr. has announced a bid for the House in 2024. #McCarthy #HouseSpeaker
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At the 11:00 mark, Elon says what we all suspected: verified accounts will be given priority and unverified accounts will be relegated to essentially junk mail. youtube.com/watch?v=GqhFQpRZ…
Wordle 272 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 You may ask yourself, "Is he a genius?" Look, I don't like labels...but if the shoe fits, I'll wear that sum'bitch.
Wordle 219 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Given this weekend's NFL games, a last second win was appropriate. Felt pretty hopeless after the third guess, though.
This guy’s pasture doesn’t have many fences.
Hey, @TexAgs, show Barrett Sallee some love youtu.be/4PQY1bNq4KQ via @YouTube
. @BarrettSallee with the freezing cold take of the year. “You’re probably going to want to find something else to do by the end of the 1Q” “Line is -17. Probably should be -24” “A&M can’t run, pass or block” @OldTakesExposed youtu.be/4PQY1bNq4KQ
Barrett Sallee Talks Alabama-Texas A&M youtu.be/4PQY1bNq4KQ via @YouTube @OldTakesExposed For the freezing cold take of the year, I give you @BarrettSallee “Think about going somewhere else after 1Q.” “Line is Bama -17. Should be 24.” – at South Riding, VA
My 1st Peloton ride to 1000 (mostly Power Zone) rides; 11,005 miles; 488,461 calories; 358,206 kj; and 22 days, 17 hours and 40 minutes of cycling later, and 12 billion gallons of sweat later. instagram.com/p/CQmNGGrhIXmz…
My 1st Peloton ride to 1000 (mostly Power Zone) rides; 11,005 miles; 488,461 calories; 358,206 kj; and 22 days, 17 hours and 40 minutes of cycling later. instagram.com/p/CQmMHprBhw-i…
Did Tyreek Hill just shove a coach? 😬#NFLPlayoffs #CLEvsKC – at South Riding, VA
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Watching the Times Square ball drop in complete silence was the most dystopian thing I’ve ever seen. #NewYear #Bye2020 #NewYear2021 #Hello2021 #HappyNewYear2021 – at South Riding, VA
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Man, us bots are getting sophisticated these days. So, people whose vote you don’t agree with = racists. People whose comments you don’t agree with = bots. Pretty sweet system you’ve got set up for yourself. Really takes critical thought out, which must be nice.
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It’s hard to look cooler than this. @airandspace – at South Riding, VA
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At his press conference today, President Trump said that the 1917 (wrong year) Great Pandemic (nobody calls it that) probably led to the end of WW II (only off by almost 30 years) @ProjectLincoln #TrumpIsNotWell – at Fairfax, VA
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McConnell signal to Republican Senate candidates: Distance from Trump if necessary cnn.com/2020/07/31/politics/… I’m guessing ⁦@ProjectLincoln⁩ won’t let them.
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Inside the Story of How H-E-B Planned for the Pandemic – Texas Monthly Can we just turn all governmental operations over to ⁦@HEB⁩? texasmonthly.com/food/heb-pr…
I’ve been preparing for social distancing my entire adult life. This is my time to shine.