CactiChad

Everyone is out there complaining about @budlight forgetting that the best part of drinking beer is the friends you're doing it with. Sexual preference, gender none of it matters! Will people start being fun again instead of whiny douches. #budlight #beer #Australia #ohnomyfeels

Can we stop this whole interviewing 6 times for a job thing? Like if I aces the phone interview and I don't look like a foot why do I need 3 consecutive additional interviews spread over 2 weeks? Just give me the job.

I don't know who needs to read this but, stop leaving valuables in cars then complaining when someone breaks in and steals your stuff.

What is an "Azealia Banks" and why do people care about it?

Life Hack No 328: Your boss can't fire you if you stay in bed and don't answer your phone. #lifehack #work #sucks #alwaystired #paymeforsleeping

A 2 year old and a 9 month old. My wife and I both work full time. We're currently doing a whole house renovation. Perfect time to take up a really complex hobby right? #dad #parent #kids #family #whydoidothis #helpme

My 9 month old takes from my wife. Complains he's hungry while snacking then yells at me when there's none left. #dadlife #kids #parenting #snacks

Do any other parents feel kids spend more time getting sick and sent home from childcare than actually being cared for?? It can't be just me... #parenting #kids #babies #childcare

I love how everyone is losing their shit over $8 a month. Mate you pay like 20 a month in UberEats fees.

Dear Australians, Now after the passing of the queen can we as a country stop having British monarchs on our money. We're our own damn country. #AUD #Australia #queen #politics #indigenous #trueaustralia #timeforchange

I'm a 34 year old father of 2 small children. I still have no idea what the point of Twitter is or how to use it.

Just remember that for every famous person who dies from drugs or alcohol there's hundreds of thousands who aren't famous who are struggling or dead. Look after eachother and your loved ones.

It's a matter of time. Doge blew up in a week from a tiny amount to a huge amount. Once people start to jump on the ship it's off to the moon.