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Hello, a small reminder that I’m on Instagram but I’m not coming back to Twitter, even though I miss you all.
You can find me here, should you wish:
instagram.com/cain_unable?ig…
Hello. I’ve thought about it long and hard and I’m not coming back. I won’t bore you with my reasons but I just can’t.
I am on Instagram and Bluesky, sameish name, you’ll find me. If you want to stay in touch find me there, x
It sounds like hyperbole but if Trump does win this I’m done with Twitter. Forever. I just could not continue to be a part of it.
It’s fairly fucking depressing to watch a live on-screen illustration showing the percentage of people in a country who are absolute cunts.
"Now, I must tell you kids that Melania has laryngitis and a bad back. So, she won't be saying anything, or doing anything."
#USAElections2024
I’m conflicted because Samsung TV plus is a fucking virus and I hate it but in this one specific case it might be useful.
I cannot wait to never hear about Trump ever again. He makes Twitter into a bag of Revels, you’re enjoying all the nice bits then that disgusting orange bastard turns up and ruins it.
Americans trying to decide whether to vote for Kamala Harris or Donald Trump. 🤷🏻
#USElection2024
“Oh fucky-wuck”
BREAKING Russell Brand 'may be charged' over sex offences after being cautioned by cops
mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
I’m waiting for a guitar to be delivered. By Evri. I’ve never been so stressed in my life.
#GuitarOrKindling








