Author & adjudicator of the ONLY official Cakes (Offences) Act for our emergency services. 🚓🚑🚒 🍩 Insta: CakeLegislator 🍩 DMs Welcome
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So…. Is it a Cake Offence to be sat in a course, and everyone around you starts discussing the CakeOffencesAct.UK and they don’t know you’re sitting there and should I tell them tomorrow? 🍩🍰
25%Yes Cakes, but keep quiet
30%Yes Cakes and speak up
32%No and stay quiet
13%No cakes but tell them
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Is @realDonaldTrump eligible for a Cake Fine for his recent inorgaration? 🇺🇸
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Happy New Year to all our Police, Ambulance and other emergency service working tonight!
Stay safe, thanks for your service and all the best for 2025!!
Is it a cake fine to earn £18k on OT in a year? 😝🍩🧁
In all seriousness though, I’m know this situation isn’t just Essex & I know that a lot of that £5.7m OT is forced 12 hour shifts which is slowly destroying the morale of the Police countrywide.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxz…
How many Police stations still have these on the desk in use…. Mine does!! 🙃
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Question for you…
Is putting up the office Xmas tree before December a Cake Fine? #CakeFine #Christmas 🎄🧁
And before the moaners start moaning about Police wasting time, it was done during a lunch break which they’re actually allowed to have!
But officers fear to stop and search like they once used to… so how are we going to find the knives and take them away? 🤔
I’ve decided that winning an election is a monumental cake fine! @realDonaldTrump you need to get down to the local bakery for your staff at the White House!
A jury of the public have decided.
I wish the officer all the best as he now tries to rebuild his life after doing his job…
Firearms officer who shot Chris Kaba found not guilty
gbnews.com/news/chris-kaba-n…
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For those wondering….
This is what happened next !
What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts
*Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK
Any guesses what happened next….
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What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts
*Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK
Any guesses what happened next….
I have so much respect for this it’s unreal!! #CakeOffences
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Opinion Poll: 🚔
Should Special Sgts & S/Insp have Stripes and Pips like their regular colleagues or Bars?
30%Pips / Stripes
70%Bars
900 votes • Final resultsCakes for the officer who got too close to a land shark, although you might need to carry the cakes back to the station using your other arm! 🐕 🧁🧁
