@CaleCrypto

Optimistic degen who likes to cook

Joined April 2021
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If you go on a first date and the man is not offering to pay for your meal, your uber, your hair, your makeup, your nails, your shoes, your outfit, your filler, or your rent He is NOT a real man and does not deserve a second date
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You have a finite amount of time on this earth and you are spending the majority of it consuming content that is designed to provoke, distract, and manipulate you
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This + a good book is my type of Saturday
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Made coconut shrimp for lunch today My kitchen is my fav restaurant :)
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Hello and good morning bots
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There is no greater plague to an introvert than the extroverted
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Roses are red Violets are blue I need coffee Before I talk to you
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This meal prepping shit is easy
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Convinced everyone here is a bot
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The happiest people have no idea what is going on (me)
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There is no greater joy in life than seeing your child grow and explore the world
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Life gets significantly better when you just let people think whatever they want to think about you
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Eggs are the perfect food
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Cale 馃ガ retweeted
Caitlin Cook
@DeadCaitBounceOct 20
Apparently love is dead. I鈥檝e never believed in it more.

Part I: Putting Love Last (and How to Stop)

Article 路 @DeadCaitBounce
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God is a woman
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Cale is so consistent in her wholesomeness She's just out here having a family in real time without oversharing about it Brightening our days with food pictures, jokes, and nice insights That's pretty special in today's day and age She deserves all her happiness and more imo
Cale 馃ガ
@CaleCryptoOct 20
You should sit in nature everyday for at least 20 minutes. Unless you are busy, then you should sit in nature for at least an hour
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You should sit in nature everyday for at least 20 minutes. Unless you are busy, then you should sit in nature for at least an hour
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My boomer take is that people these days are way over sharing and over recording their lives and it鈥檚 not healthy
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Not looking at your phone right when you wake up is the alpha
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