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Made man | Cosa Nostra | Landlord at the Calumet Building (6217 S. Calumet Ave) Big dawg, big nuts - Lamar Davis (1428 AD)

Missoni room at the Byblos
Joined May 2022
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prima di leggere la caption pensavo fosse una dimostrazione di come portare cose dentro ai concerti
This is too funny 😆 A customer worried her legs wouldn’t fit in the pants, so the seller recorded a demonstration 🤣
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This is wrong. His brain has not fully developed. He cannot consent. She is raping him. #hetoo
63 yaşındaki Hollywood yıldızı Demi Moore, 24 yaşındaki sevgilisiyle eğlenirken görüntülendi.
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If your blood is O negative you better tell your doc
Sis to sis!!! Take your abOrtion history to your grave!!!
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You know what’s equally diabolical? The amount of women that actually have no problem with you doing this.
To nut in someone during the first fuck is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
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Unfortunately my children come before any relationship for me. If my child is sick at night for example, I’ll expect to be called. If someone I am seeing says this to me, that will be last time you hear from
Co-parenting is fine yes,but why are you disrespecting the other partner ??why are you calling the baby daddy saa sita ati mnaongelea mtoto jamani??you see me,if I marry a man who puts up with such stupid things, I'll leave that marriage sharp.
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Making money off of women is so easy 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
Which one be this again? 🙄
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Good man. He has secured his legacy and will be granted giant sons who will never have to experience when he went through.
6'7" Wife & 5'8" Husband’s Giant Baby Miracle
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Probably the cock and balls
Straight guys... genuine question: What’s the biggest thing holding you back from dating a trans woman? Is it society’s misconception that dating a trans woman somehow makes you less straight, and the fear of being judged for it? Or is it something else?
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This really is a “we got food at home” economy.
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Now it all makes sense, this “shortcomings” bullshit
Bwana just give credit where it’s due!! This man made it happen. He might have shortcomings but but he did it
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Told someone this and they thought I was lying Age limits Won’t train entry level No entry level positions Then people wonder why we’re so angry 🚮
Gen Zs are really in the pits because employers are now advertising jobs with preferred age limits to intentionally exclude them. 😭 Meanwhile, Millennial and Boomer colleagues in almost every meeting are always like, “I'm sorry, but your fellows…” 😭😭
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our number 9 being criticised for just scoring goals, deary me.
If ekitike comes back as normal, it’s looking very spooky for mr 125m
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Imagine discovering that people actually live and work beyond the resorts. Zanzibar is an island, not a five star hotel. Please travel with some common sense next time.
Zanzibar beyond the beaches and fancy resorts is just Khwisero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Always have someone stored in a cool dry place…
How long after a breakup can you start dating again???😭😭😭
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Siujiambie hizi vitu. 😂😂😂😂
Mimi sahii nataka Dem atakua ananiambia babe invest Kwa hii, buy this land si Hawa magoshodo wa nataka ice cream , nataka kuenda diani , ka unanipenda allow me to party , upus nataka a partner si a liability ,shida ni with this generation chances of such girls are next to zero🥲
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We are old enough man. It’s either mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased get a dog.
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Chumbucha ndari, rora igũrũ ta nyũkwa ahika ngũthondeke😂.
Najua wewe ni mkikuyu lakini kamaru kwa background tukikulana??😒😂
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Liverpool have recruited a devastating attack. The vast majority of their issues lie in them not transporting the ball to that attack well enough from full-back & midfield. It is as simple as that.
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Trey Nyoni football IQ. My WORD
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We have no midfield, man our team shape is shambolic
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