Callum Richards➆

When you lie about being gay to get in the girls sleepover but then they start passing the dildo around.

Ants everywhere on Wednesdays in Brighton at night flys swarm the farms of Bournemouth on Thursdays yes I know

Anyone need a ticket in Tranmere end today at the ye old vic pub adult ticket £20

It’s coming home CARNAVAL DE PARIS is getting blasted when we beat France 😁

Burger King really know how to piss off Andrew Tate #AndrewTate

Hartlepool away

Can u get ill by heating mulled wine in the microwave

Manchester United are an absolute mess 😂😂

Harrogate away

Just tried getting into Coldplay 2 mins later listening to stand by me oasis

Only I can go on a night out and. Gain £15

What a night sat with the Sunderland fans

I’ve just met razor ruddock

I passed English I got a 5 🇸🇱🦭

Our coach has just been glassed Oldham twats

He only wanted a piss

Just ended a 5 year relationship

Do you agree with the death penalty ?

Well done England it was no ones fault credit to saka to stand up for a penalty at 19 we’ve got a bright future and Gareth Southgate will win the World Cup 2022