Combat veteran. Former Ice wall guard. Space Shuttle door gunner. Current NASA solar bulb changer and firmament dome squeegee washer.

Joined June 2023
Interestingly, when two flat earthers contradict each other, they NEVER want to work out which one of them is right to get to the "truth." That's because flat earth is a cult. It has nothing, whatsoever, to do with "truth."
Replying to @Keetb999k
@ThatGuyM77 told me the sun's magical power comes from INSIDE the dome. You're saying it comes from OUTSIDE the dome. Which one of you is telling me the truth? You two should settle this and come up with which lie you're going with.
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Good shit. Haha!
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Flat earthers aren't just low intelligence. They're potentially violent.
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The trans paradox: LGBT excludes heterosexuals. We're told transgender males are women. We're told transgender males attracted to males are straight. According to their logic, heterosexuals are both included and excluded from their ideology.
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The current level of flat earther science: "Hug trees to stay healthy." 🤣👇
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Why do leftists always set things on fire?
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Meanwhile, Leftists are looting and destroying innocent people all over France and did the same during George Floyd.
Store owner's store kept getting broken into so he built an entry-only trap at the rear of his shop.
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Serious proposal (not a joke): Maybe we should adopt baby language as a universal rule when talking with flat earthers so they'll understand what we're saying. Thoughts?
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"If you continue to disagree with my unproven claims, I'm blocking you" He did, too. 🤣🤣🤣
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Apparently, this is a winning move for when flat earthers get into trouble. He blocked both of us right afterward. 😭
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He said the quiet part out loud. "Hide your true colors, but keep doing what you're doing."
Trans people, whatever you do, DO NOT MENTION TRANS KIDS! Transphobic people will IMMEDIATELY mention grooming
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Funny how the people who want government to run everything get nervous when the other party wins.
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NAILED IT. Innovation like this is what feeds hungry people, not "feelings."
Liberals in 1867 "Only one seat? Who needs to go 20mph? What about when it rains? Who would even use this? Why didn't Ford build a hospital instead? How many people could $200 feed?"
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You think they're "haters." What you don't realize is they're circus-goers looking for entertainment and you're the clown. That's because you think they're taking flat earth as seriously as you do. 😭
How y'all doing? 🤣🤣🤣
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New flat earth information: Airplanes are actually carried around in the sky by angels. Update your conspiracy theories, everybody.
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Flat earth in a nutshell. Hours spent per week watching Flat Earth Dave say dumb shit: 28 Hours spent per week reading textbooks: 0
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I've just received this cutting edge scientific work from flat earther @PaulaRivers57 . She tells me the research is still ongoing. Note the little people flying off. Truly groundbreaking stuff. 🤣 @haprho you might want to take note of this.
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Flat earther got so embarrassed he's now denying he made this post that's still on his timeline. Here's the link: xitter.cf/Keetb999k/status/21096… Unbelievable.
SIX MIRACLES ATHEISTS BELIEVE IN 1 SOMETHING COMES FROM NOTHING 2 ORDER FROM CHAOS 3 LIFE COMES FROM NON-LIFE 4 PERSONAL COMES FROM NON-PERSONAL 5 REASON COMES FROM NON-REASON 6 MORALITY COMES FROM MATTER BUT ATHEISTS DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MIRACLE WORKER
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