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@CalxM10

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 South London📍
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Joined December 2011
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Better times… 🇧🇷
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What a nonsense country
Baked Lizonya@lizbeeNhonestyOct 26
Im sure shitty people on door dash don’t tip, but like, stfu you’re dashing in Atlanta
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Yeah london at night is class
Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
This is London! 🇬🇧🎡 #ballondor
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Soho was unreal when pedestrianised in Covid
Bob From Accounts 🚲@BobFromAccountsOct 25
No one will notice in 3 months. Soho should be next for pedestrianisation, and I hope the @MayorofLondon steps in. If you invite more cars, you get more cars.
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Every real city has a BT tower-esque building
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These man never heard of uber
EO
@_ezeo_Oct 23
'You don't need a car in london' merchants are marching through water puddles, while i'm in my car very dry, warm, heated seats, heated steering wheel & loud music to block out the rain
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People getting robbed at midnight for FIFA at junction Asda sksks
Video Game History
@VideoGameHstryOct 21
Midnight release of GTA V (2013)
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You can get cantu on Deliveroo now? What a time to be alive
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Pure gym by me is £45+ it’s a joke
FK@FK09____Oct 21
£26 a month for pure gym is criminal. It used to be £10 a month a few years ago. I bet HMP Belmarsh has better gym facilities
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Being shepherded through paparazzi with a cap and sunglasses
Nick Reilly@NickJWReillyOct 16
'Pictured' hahaha. Why is the tiger being framed like a shamed celeb leaving their house for the first time after a scandal.
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Tried sharing this and… ⏸️
EXPRESSIONS OOZING
@ExpressionsOOZOct 16
Expressions gets DESTROYED by The Hardy Boyz after being forced to compete in his debut Wrestling match 🤯🤬 @ThisIsTNA #tnaimpact
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How do you people read or think in general without a voice?
ratsumi@ratsumichuOct 13
the idea that most people have an internal monologue bugs me the fuck out. like what do you mean there are words in your head???? wouldnt it take forever compared to just thinking in vague concepts and pictures? having an inner voice seems like it would be annoying
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Good point cos who goes and drinks a different drink each time they go to the bar
Ryan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@TheEleventhChavOct 9
“Lineups” when talking about drinking is absolutely pointless. As long as there’s a drink you like or can tolerate who’s arsed about the rest of them.
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Getting eaten by a tiger doesn’t seem as bad now after watching that performance
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Yeah this is a really good question
B LOU
@BLouuOct 9
How tf do buses have a middle part and seats on both sides but they still fit into the same lane as cars?? 🤔
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Carragher doing what’s right
Overlap Daily
@ThatsFootballTVOct 9
Carra vs Goldbridge went off straight away! 😂 Watch the Overlap Daily launch episode at 4pm on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🙌⚽️ #overlapdaily #goldbridge #carragher
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Would agree but cigarettes.
Tom Goodwin
@tomfgoodwinOct 8
Can we just ban duty free at airports. It’s not 1970 any more. You’re dragging 1.5 liters of champagne on a plane to save at most £1.45 And adding 4 miles on to every connection
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minha mulher no meu enterro: O dono da BET365:

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This car is elite
Mileage impossible
@Mileage_impoOct 7
"Copy Nothing"
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Insane that I never remembered this
JWCV@TheJackyCalvOct 5
Remember in the UCL the home club used either their national division ball or sometimes even their kit manufacturer. Juninho spanking free kicks in with that big Umbro ball, Man U and Leeds playing with the Nike Geo Merlin, all the German clubs playing with the Euro 2000 ball
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Really poor way to do this cos you have them playing with 0 players eventually 😂
Midnite
@midniteOct 5
Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️ We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored. Here’s what the leagues would look like… A Thread 🧵👇🏼
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