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Twitch Partner: CEO of Chaotic Energy. || sometimes i roleplay || Business Contact: [email protected] || https://teapaw.org/t.co/j9a5DGsbhw

Manchester, England
Joined December 2015
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WHERES THE FUKKIN DOG?
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Omg it’s getting to that time where we all put sandiego in our names on twitter yippie!!
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Phillis will find herself in every timeline
Evolution of Mamamu Yan - N64 vs 3DS vs Switch 2
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San Diego.. hide your men and charge your phones, the girrrls are coming! 💖 @TwitchCon 2026 is ON Vaddies! 👇🏽 From Nov 8th - 16th your fav girrrrls will be streaming as much as possible 😍 so make sure to have your twitch notifications ON babes!
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The UK is my home, it’s where my roots are. But I genuinely cannot see myself living here in the next 5 years if there isn’t drastic cultural changes. Truly an island full of nasty, bitter, hateful old folks who want nothing more than to see the world burn.
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Not to be dramatic but this flu might kill me… arm has tingly numbness and leg on my left side and I just got so out of breath trying to pick out outfits for sandiego I had to lay back down… guys… be honest, is this bubonic plague covid strain… I’m scared
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Kinda love seeing Doja clap back at people, like yes your tweet can and will get wacked, smack em again OOP AND AGAIN!! Ooo mama behind you!! Smack them too!! YUUPP GET THAT OTHER ONE!! Too many let these slick mouths go unchecked for too long, I’m sorry, I’m gagging
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🐷💀 when i was a pig 🐖😭 i saw 👀✨ there was a portal 🌀🌀 behind the castle 🏰😱!
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The flu kicking my ass and laughing at me… oh… please don’t piss me offfffffffffff
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Hear elphaba blue too now!! Big wins big wins
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kinda need someone to direct me to the reddit thats gonna have everyones tweets and context for the dbd drama rn cause this shit looks juicy, i wanna eat my breakfast with some entertainment!! WHERE ARE THE DBD DRAMA CHANNELS?! HE BANGED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH?!
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Calzonie retweeted
I pre-recorded myself to reveal Gandalf with Big Naturals on Stream, and it was a FULL MUSIC VIDEO 😂😭 HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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Hope you guys enjoyed the Halloween stream!! Kayleigh Lass and nutreo are such divas for the last minute games!! 💕🫶🏻
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Kaylieuh * fookin spellcheck nasty ass
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HAPPY #CARLAWEEN TO THE GIRLS, GAYS AND THEYS WHO CELEBRATE IT!! #CARLA 🎃🎃🎃🎃
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Am willing to get on knees at twitch con for npv invite JUST SAYING…
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Calzonie retweeted
CARLA COSPLAY LIVE NOW HAPPY HALLOWEEN #CARLA
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INVITE CALXONIE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU #CALXONIEFORNPV
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Camera breaking on Halloween day while I’ve got 3 layers of glue in my eyebrow… ohhh I don’t think so leme hit restart pc
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I’m just a lil guy with a belly full of warm milk, meow :) x.x -.- ;-;
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