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It's me! Carol! Australian Twitch streamer, proud owner of 6 kazoos, FFXIV lover, and cat enthusiast.

Australia
Joined April 2015
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OCTOBER IS HITTING ME LIKE A TRAIN I GOT THE FLU THEN MY GRANDPA DIED NOW MY MUM IS VISITING ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND BACKSEATING THE WAY I STEAM MY EGGS
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CANT EVEN BUY HOTPOT SOUP MIX CAUSE APARENTLY I SHOULD BE MAKING MY OWN FROM SCRATCH LIKE OK DAMN SHOULD I GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL RIVER TO HAND WASH MY CLOTHES NEXT MOTHER???????
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she all the way to another world for this!!!! #ffxiv
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uhhh alphinaud wtf is this gigantic shield and do i get this in evercold ?????????????????????????
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she madge she doesnt have big shield
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In the club just taking damage
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put on a sample of perfume i thought i liked years ago and now i gotta go through the entire day smelling like a musky mess wtf was younger me thinking馃槶
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Not only am I spiritually Chinese I am also physically Chinese
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my mum immediately upon seeing me on videocall: "you cut your hair...can you finally stop bleaching the front parts its UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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had to change my name on my medicare and they removed my name from my mums card..feels real sad not seeing my name next to my mums馃槶馃槶
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During the maccas match break they force all the players to eat a large double quarter pounder meal or else the break doesnt end
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This game is so rigged against England its unbelievable!!!!!!!
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Anytime England gets near the goal Argentina players just straight up start pushing and tripping them over
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Animal Crossing: Wild World | Nintendo DS - 2005
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Did the delivery driver explode my package or did the delivery driver explode
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bro is zooted out of his mind
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went to see the dr today and had to hand the receptionist my appointment letter which was 50% eaten by snails and they said "I love receiving this kinda stuff, its art to me!!!" then proceeded to immediately fold it up and put it in the bin????????????
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Its finally that time of year again
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