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Cal 🔜 MFF@CalzaggotMay 4

Ran into a hardcore band while urbexing in Gary lmfao

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@CyberpunkGameOct 30

Replying to @notshawarmachin

Surely you could've worded that differently...

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@nfr_podcastOct 31

R.I.P. MF DOOM 6 years ago today 🕊️

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@cmsinvestsOct 30

THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE MENACE.

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@jimcramerOct 30

buy

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@WatcherGuruOct 30

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.8 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.

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Spongebobkid90@spongebobkid9012 Sep 2023

Replying to @willsgardevoir

i could deadass facefuck you

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@TakeshiKovac69Oct 30

in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them

@valuetainmentOct 30

NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 30

Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.

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O Algo Laughing Spreads His Wings@AnimeSerbiaOct 30

Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.

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thedudeman45@thedudeman450Oct 30

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PBRenjoyer@PBRenjoyer24Oct 30

Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes

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Капибарин 🦫🐍 (новый акк эх мех)

@CapybaraOfHateOct 30

Такая маленькая, а уже словила кибер психоз 😭😭😭

짤주워오는계정

@WkfxjfrPOct 29

유치원 모두의 혼을 쏙 빼놓은 아기 할로윈 분장

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Cal 🔜 MFF@CalzaggotOct 30

I am gonna get absolutely blasted at the chicago pier tonight. It y’all are around chicago lmkkk

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Cal 🔜 MFF@CalzaggotOct 30

If*

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UtterlyInteresting@UtterlyInterestOct 29

Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)

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Cal 🔜 MFF@CalzaggotOct 30

Talking to some music snob loser and he’s shitting on DAMN by kendrick and then suggested I listen to kiss land by the weeknd?? What

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Angry Aloe 🔜 job@SixcoExistOct 29

*makes whole online persona about being an edgy idiot racist* “Convention bans him because it goes against their rules against no edgy idiot racists” 😱😱😱

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@PartDoggoOct 28

Why I will not be attending Anthro New England 1/2

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Horned Sphere@Horned_SphereOct 29

Alcohol is a hilarious drug it turns you into a jolly retard or an evil demon pretty quickly

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Cameron 👁️❤️⬇️🕒@7Hundred7Oct 28

Why did dominos deliver me a quadruple amputee fuck nugget Minecraft zombie

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Epic Wallpapers@EpicartworksOct 28

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Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump15 Feb 2013

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

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Cal 🔜 MFF@CalzaggotOct 28

The army made me spend $75 at fucking spirit halloween this place sucks

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