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Captain Tightpants

@CandzTaylor

Aiming to misbehave

 Umhlanga, South Africa
Joined January 2011
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At the time the Constitution was ratified, women couldn't vote, much less be judges.
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Amy Coney Barrett on originalism: "That means that I interpret the Constitution as a law... I understand it to have the meaning that it had at the time people ratified it. That meaning doesn't change over time and it's not up to me to update it or infuse my policy views into it."
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#rubyboxorganics #theorganicslife #antihairfall #rubybox instagram.com/p/B4mvVCmhnvl/…
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#rubybox #rubyboxponds #PONDSAgeMiracleSerum #PONDSSerum #DoubleActionSerum #excited to test this out with 9 of my friends. Thanks @rubybox_beauty for the opportunity to test this product and for throwing in a surprise #dermaroller
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.@cw_spn Dean is a Lost Boys fan. A boy after my own ❤️ heart.
#SouthAfrica represented at #LSCon Orlando, Florida #trevornoah @TheDailyShow #baratundeRafiqThurston
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io 🎈@ionaskye_9 Feb 2019
PUPPY WAS HAVING A BAD DREAM AND LOOK WHAT ITS SISTER DID I AM CRYING MY EYES OUT
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
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Chelsea Clinton
@ChelseaClinton14 Aug 2018
Please vaccinate your kids and urge your friends to vaccinate their kids. today.com/health/can-chicken…
Baby's stroke a reminder why the chickenpox vaccine is so important

Baby's stroke a reminder why the chickenpox vaccine is so important

The 11-month-old boy suffered weakness after catching the infection from unvaccinated older siblings.

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The Dodo@dodo11 Aug 2018
A security camera caught this dog jumping into a pool to save his friend ❤️

Security Camera Catches Dog Jumping Into Pool To Save His Friend

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someecards
@someecards27 Jul 2018
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#Firefly ⁦@NathanFillion⁩ ⁦@AlanTudyk⁩
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feminist next door@emrazz24 Jul 2018
Feminism isn't about men. It's not about hating men, or harming men; it's not about wanting to rule over men, removing the sovereignty of men, erasing their perspective, discrediting their ideas or ignoring their needs. It's about ending all of the aforementioned for women.
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NetflixSA
@NetflixSA23 Jul 2018
Jokes aside, no installation required.
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Chad Nelson@CMNelsonPhoto18 Jul 2018
A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.
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Lesley Goldberg@Snoodit13 Jul 2018
BOOM! @Joss Whedon is returning to TV full-time with HBO’s straight-to-series sci-fi Victorian drama #TheNevers. HBO beat out Netflix for the series. Details: bit.ly/2uv2Geg
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a fucking fuckface@ARandomdummy7 Jul 2018
My dog just sits there, barking into the abyss, for long periods of time and I’m like “what the fuck is the point?”. Then I think of me on Twitter and I’m like, “ohhhh, yeah”.
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