I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp

Raleigh, NC
Joined January 2013
One iconic moment for every Carolina Hurricanes player. Your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions compilation: A thread 🧵
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The Canes Stats Brand™ retweeted
Over his last 70 games, including the Olympics and the Stanley Cup Finals, Jaccob Slavin has taken just one penalty.
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Over his last 70 games, including the Olympics and the Stanley Cup Finals, Jaccob Slavin has taken just one penalty.
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Added Bonus. Slavin's last penalty wasn't a penalty.
You KNOW things are strange when Jaccob Slavin ends up in the penalty box A little interference from Anthony Mantha, but it is what it is #CarolinaCulture #LetsGoPens #NHL
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Logan Stankoven has 26 goals in his last 40 games
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Ehlers has scored some of the easiest goals this week lol
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On the opposite side of things, there's the time Liles was traded before an outdoor game.
How many NHLers have ever made their team debuts during an outdoor game?
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Jackson Blake is a primary assist machine right now
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It's nice to see Fanatics continues to make hats that zero people in their right mind would ever want to own.
This hat is so bad I almost want to buy it.
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KK Martinook and Jarvis might be the most interesting line in RBA history
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Hearing the canes are pitching a last second offer of Necas, Pesce, and a 1st to the Jets. We’ll see where this goes
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I have zero issues with anyone's opinion on Nikishin, but my God it's been the exact same trade rumors recycled for three months. Reading the same regurgitated tweets 100 times is exhausting.
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The irony of this coming from someone desperately trying to become a Novig influencer. That money isn't going to earn itself! Get back to farming engagement!
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Only loser tonight was the Carolina Hurricanes
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Some more history for Fly! 🇩🇰🛩️ (📸: IG/nhleurope)
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This game can pretty much be drawn up to missing Jordan Staal. The Oilers scored all five off their goals within 16 seconds of a faceoff win. Goal 1 - D-zone, PK faceoff loss, 3 seconds later goal Goal 2 - D-zone, PK faceoff loss, 16 seconds later goal Goal 3 - O-zone faceoff loss, 11 seconds later goal Goal 4 - D-zone, PK faceoff loss, 10 seconds later goal Goal 5 - Neutral zone, 5v6 faceoff loss, 8 seconds later goal
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Puck don't lie, Hyman.
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Hyman winking after selling a call. What a loser.
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SETH JARVIS OH MY LORD
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There's that Jackson Blake goal
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