First they ignore you, then they lol at you, then they own you, then you lose.

Balzac, Alberta
Joined September 2017
β€œThat’s right, I ate the convoy”
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
β€œthe potential israeli prime minister is a zionist”
Googled him, saw he was leading a centrist party, then saw it was labelled as "Liberal Zionist" and that his son was killed in Gaza. Israel continues to be fucked.
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bc election today
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I can officially no longer say I haven’t broken a bone ever πŸ˜”
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They gotta build a data centre near Lethbridge with the amount of AI posters and ads down here
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Jagmeet clearly was running away from the debts he incurred by using his credit card for normal month to month spending
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I swear people post like we’re living in Mississippi and not the jurisdiction with the highest HDI in NA and highest gdp per capita in Canada
alberta is full of chuds, but they are our chuds, they’re not american, they are fully canadian chuds back off
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Like sorry to say but you live in Virginia if it still voted republican lol
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
alberta is full of chuds, but they are our chuds, they’re not american, they are fully canadian chuds back off
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I’m breaking up w/ my foid cuz she follows Tom holland #sorrysweaty
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We’re eating good today πŸ˜‹ 79-5 season coming!
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You see this one pipeline is bad because the liberals run it, but a second one that we give away would be good!
Conservative Labour Critic says nationalizing Stelco is a non-starter because governments "don't run things well," citing the TMX pipeline, while in the same breath arguing the government should build the Pacific Link pipeline because "that's a good thing."
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Elbows up boomers in shambles
A journey that began 62 years ago.
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Jake β›°οΈπŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ retweeted
Newfoundland and Labrador anti-annexationist cartoon; Canada is depicted as the devious spider with Newfoundland and Labrador as the potentially unwitting fly (1948) Originally published in the Independent, a St. John newspaper, alongside the poem β€œThe Newfie Ain’t So Goofie”
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And they say Albertans don’t have culture
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I literally couldn’t fall asleep because I was thinking about Digger. This movie might be the one this year ngl
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Nuking 1 ice shelf: necessary for freedom
Nuking 10,000 people: abhorrent. Nuking 1 person: hilarious
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Digger really is one of the movies of all time. You gotta see it to believe it tbh
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