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Captain Ford

@Capn_Ford

Everybody look at me cuz I’m sailing on a boat! Captain your own ship…Fuck MAGA #DarkArmada 🏴‍☠️

 Your nightmares
Joined December 2025
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*ahem* Nice try
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
It's adorable how you pretend you knew anything about him before today when you got the talking points from your handlers, you grifting bag of gorilla semen.
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Replying to @Brian777K
That’s photoshopped.
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Yeah, no, totally…Or, there’s a 3rd person…Someone who thinks it’s a fucking giant pile of overhyped shit and looks like a dumpster with wheels
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Replying to @Capn_Ford @RepBoebert @RepNancyMace
@Capn_Ford @RepBoebert @RepNancyMace
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Ok, @RepBoebert and @RepNancyMace hear me out….
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WAY TO GO LIBS! WHY COULDN’T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!
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American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) profile pictureAmerican AF 🇺🇸
@iAnonPatriot23h
Who are we going with..??
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Replying to @MygroinPat @Capn_Ford @chazarti @elonmusk @BrigantiPh54886
Your name it Pat Mygroin and your PFP is you getting stabbed with what looks like a dick. Sit down, you closet child molester.
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There is sooooo much going on in this video besides Kegsbreath’s drunken face plant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @JoeyMannarino
@JoeyMannarino
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Birds of a feather somfin somfin.... hope your blown out asshole hangs like a wizard sleeve. Oh and @DonaldJTrumpJr , that goes double for you and your pedophile father. 🖕🖕🖕
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Whelp, now you're going to experience rape... enjoy.
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Ya’ll 😭😭😭😭 Go give @Sec_MarKwayne a follow immediately! Dis shit is GOLD!
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Replying to @TheDarkArmada @MonaLisaSails @FucYourFeeFees @NBPTROCKS @Capn_Ford @DepintoDanny @JesusOfArmada
@TheDarkArmada @MonaLisaSails @FucYourFeeFees @NBPTROCKS @Capn_Ford @DepintoDanny @JesusOfArmada
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Replying to @Capn_Ford @WhiteHouse
Just cheese
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Replying to @MonaLisaSails @TheDarkArmada @Capn_Ford @DepintoDanny @JesusOfArmada @TheComfortStick
@MonaLisaSails @TheDarkArmada @Capn_Ford @DepintoDanny @JesusOfArmada @TheComfortStick
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Replying to @MonaLisaSails @TheDarkArmada @FucYourFeeFees @Capn_Ford @DepintoDanny @TheComfortStick
Amazing Job on your election work. I'm very proud of the way you represented us and even prouder to call you a friend . Keep on kicking ass.
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Replying to @TheDarkArmada @FucYourFeeFees
I’m catching up to the celebration finally but mostly because you people make me laugh and take such good care of me. Thank you to my #DarkArmada family. @FucYourFeeFees @Capn_Ford @DepintoDanny @JesusOfArmada @TheComfortStick
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Replying to @LauraLoomer
At least you still have your pickling career. Keep it kosher, Ms. Pickle Pussy.
🤖 Made with AI
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Replying to @Capn_Ford @theliamnissan
Well well well, he wheelie screwed ip this time.
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