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Austin

@Capp2015

Burnouts at my funeral.

 IL|CO
Joined June 2011
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Well, basically a snake don’t have parts. But if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it’s his knee
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Capri Sun CEO: what bottle shape should we use for our fruit punch? Marketing Rep: We could do tall bottles. Or short bottles. Mark: Or a little fucking bag. CEO: Mark... Are you ok? Mark: We can put our fruit punch in a little fucking bag.
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17 years ago today. An entire town found out.
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Little savages... 😂
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Guest starring …
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he not wrong
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If you’ve ever had a strong island from the salty toad then don’t even think twice about the vaccine
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RT until this man is made whole.
Ryan (@itsryanlorig) profile pictureRyan@itsryanlorig3 Dec 2020
Hey @Carhartt my big fat dump truck ass ripped the rear right out of my rain pants. Never been so embarrassed. What’s up with that
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Should be a fun little Saturday 🤝
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We got a whole Waffle House waitstaff brewing in the atlantic
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Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?
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I got a bone to pick
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if i could talk to elephants i would say hey buddy u seem like a swell guy so i would play poker with u.. u got a good heart. but theres an arm on ur face and thats weird
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Subaru guys be like haha might mess around and spend $30k to make 400whp
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We'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo all the way out to the end.
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Lmaooooo put it in the wash it’ll shrink. Also you gotta pick your size on the site otherwise the default is 5xl so that’s unfortunately your error, as much as I’d like to blame Merch Guy Jason
Adam Reid (@rojoreid) profile pictureAdam Reid@rojoreid30 Jun 2020
Thanks for the shirt @Friday_Beers it fits perfect!!!
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Sunday bedside table
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