The Real World DeFi Captain

The DeFi Campus
Joined October 2023
This is the single greatest thing @Cobratate has ever said. If you can sit there and listen to this and not immediately attempt to drastically improve your life, you simply do not deserve it.
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These motherfuckers bought a Jewish honeypot and expected it not to have sick faggots associated with it.
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"The last time I used my dick on a home intruder..."
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The solution to this is to do research into women's health.
I don’t want flying cars. I want more research into women’s health.
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Why the fuck are there people having a week long argument on X? Go outside. Meet some people. Spend some time with your family. Please...
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Replying to @theNyx__
These are the same women that will now tell you a 26 year old Man dating a 19 year old woman is a Pedophile.
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Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.  So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.” Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share? They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.  So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay. And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving). The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving). The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving). The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving). The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving). And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).  Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.  But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“  “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”  “That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”  “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.  The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!  And that’s how it works. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.  For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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"Your entire account is hating on Islam"
"Your entire account is hating on islam"
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My wife got pregnant by another man. It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own. Here's 9 things it taught me about holding Ethereum: 👇
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This is still one of my favorite posts in Crypto 😂
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we are entering a recession just saw a white person deliver food
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"middle to late 30s, ready to have a baby in the next 3-4 years" I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this....
The entire human race is going to collapse based on 6's waiting for Thor to show up in a Bugatti
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Probably true, but how do you know this. Do you expect people to just talk about all the interesting porn they have watched Or Do you just go around asking if any of them have seen any interesting porn lately and expect them to be honest.
i've never met a rich & successful person who watches porn not even once, it’s always poor people
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Replying to @RealTrouble_Man
Bruh, normies aren’t gonna do anything. It’s like you don’t even watch the show
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Replying to @RT_Visual_on_X
Imagine going to school and they call your name and it's fucking "groupproject"...
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Replying to @gynostate
And women still get jealous of sluts when men fuck them. Men having sex with a woman is not a compliment or a confession of love to a woman. It's the same as eating food it's kind of fun and enjoyable. Nothing else.
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Replying to @1776General_
You're racist! Blacks need their own schools. He is clearly more intelligent and far stronger than the white man. Get all the black people and separate them in a different society so they can prosper rather than be around racists like you that destroy society.
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Memecoin traders are just addicted gamblers who think they know how to trade.
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You can have 4 of these and have your wife too.
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Replying to @eurofounder
I have never ever met a woman who gives a fuck about recycling or the environment after 1 shot of vodka. Perhaps the solution is to give all woman a complimentary shot before they vote so they all go and play fairies instead.
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