@CaptainCab_

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Joined February 2015
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Thought this was Jess Phillips
London & UK Street News
@CrimeLdn18 Feb 2025
A man has been charged with axe murder of a woman in Bexhill. Donald Excell, 48, has been charged with murder of Rita Lambourne, 58 in Bexhill.
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What's the minimum number of seconds remaining before you attempt to enter a 2FA code?
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TV won't work....I hate my new bed locations....I'm gonna die 💪
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Danny Dire plays your annoying gen x uncle in every movie
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Sick of this app
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... pudding ... I hate my new bed location ... I'm gonna die ... 🍮 – at Amersham, South East
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... watching Alcaraz doing the Tennis with that funny thing on his nose on SkyGo ... I hate my new bed position ... I'm gonna die ... 👃 🛌 – at Amersham, South East
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Love Tim's new "I'm gonna die 💪" catchphrase
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Hope he pulls through
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Made a problem worse instead of fixing it award
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He posted his naked wife for a week straight paraded at the Grammys & no one really cared. The response was more disgust than shock or intrigue. Tough times for Gen X edgelords.
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There's now a chud Peter and a Hardcore punk Peter
Cabinet@CaptainCab_6 Feb 2025
What's your favourite brainrot Peter Griffin?
50%Muslim Peter
25%Nietzsche Peter
25%IRA peter
0%Italian-American Peter
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What's your favourite brainrot Peter Griffin?
50%Muslim Peter
25%Nietzsche Peter
25%IRA peter
0%Italian-American Peter
4 votes • Final results
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What a shit life #MyXAnniversary
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Alex Jones, natty or not?
The Shawn Johnson Podcast
@ShawnJohnsonPod3 Feb 2025
Day 155: Just over 22 weeks since Alex committed to this transformation. We need to lose 10 more pounds to reach his weight-loss goal. This is the hardest part, losing weight while gaining heavier muscle mass. Motivate him to the finish line! @RealAlexJones @shawnbjohnson
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Another day
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Rumble prediction. A returning Chris Benoit
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About to start saying I'm lizo from newsround who did a Michael Jackson and blood replacement de-ageing process
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Kurt angle is easily the best of all time
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Modern politics is literally pick any shithole and call it the next silicon valley
Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital30 Jan 2025
🚨NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy gets playfully roasted by Andrew Schulz and his friends for his infamous tweet. Hilarious 😂💀
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