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Cap

@CaptainElCapo

Food, baseball. photography, and money, not financial advice. Top 96.7% on OnlyFans

 New Orleans / Houston
Joined October 2016
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death.
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Girls be like "spooky season is here" bitch this whole year been terrifying
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Doc Strangelove (@DocStrangelove2) profile pictureDoc Strangelove
@DocStrangelove2Oct 20
You can’t fix your own shit. Stay away from our Japanese friends.
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Frenchman: "I'm starving. Can I have something to eat?" Clerk: "Would you like halal food?" 💀
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POV: A Frenchman discovers that tigers don't accept surrender. 🇫🇷🐅🏳️💀
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What if McDonald’s existed in Japan during the samurai era? 🥺🍔🇯🇵
🤖 Made with AI
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Average Dodger fan after their team reverts back to their choking ways.
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offseason casey (@wrldseriesyanks) profile pictureoffseason casey
@wrldseriesyanksOct 15
the astros really did irreparable damage to this sport bc you really do have people who think any team that happens to be on a run and playing good enough baseball HAS to be cheating in some way shape or form
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NLCS Game 4 tickets at Dodger Stadium have dropped from $90 to $71. A 21% discount to watch your team get swept up out of the NLCS.
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アメリカのウォシュレットは日本とは比較にならない😎
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Spend some quality time with your goose today. Life is short.
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Need
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イギリス人が生まれて初めてレシピという存在を知りました🥺
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Only a few more weeks to lock down a bae in time to argue at the pumpkin patch
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Those who are thinking, “I want to go here right now” ？✋ A crystal clear blue sky, the peaceful waters of Lake Ashi, and snow capped Mount Fuji rising majestically in the distance. No words are needed for a view like this. You can only stand there, completely overwhelmed by its beauty. 🇯🇵 📍Lake Ashi, Kanagawa
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not falling for that shit again
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How it feels to unleash your wiener on a large city
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I have to disagree with this one. You should apologize to your enemies. Tell them you're sorry for not destroying them sooner.
Khaylee (@RealKhaylee) profile pictureKhaylee
@RealKhayleeOct 2
Never apologize to those who try to destroy you. Never apologize to your enemies.
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✰@venes130Sep 25
TINASHE X NINE INCH NAILS - NOBODY WANNA DANCE ANYMORE X CLOSER (NINE INCH NOIZE VERSION) (MASHUP)
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after like 5-7 traumatic experiences everything just becomes funny tbh
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