Philly Mozzarella

Here’s my problem with the bay leaf — I’ve never once said “hmm needs more bay leaf” or “hmm too much bay leaf”. What does it even do? I’m thumbs down bay leaf

Hey @jerryjeudy - this ain’t right, I’m calling NY Times to get this corrected

Bad day to be a crispy beer

Muammar Gaddafi was by far the best dressed dictator

My fruit? Exotic

Wearing a t-shirt in the pool like a fat kid (I am) because I got roasted and burned the first day of spring break

Having Thai coconut curry at the Amex lounge before my flight was probably not the best idea

Hey @Browns_Iran - please tell us you’re ok

We are so fucking back

Hot Phil Summer still going strong

Good night, sweet prince,

Baked ziti for lunch on a Wednesday? Don’t mind if I do

I’m going to open an IV shop for hydration and hangovers called Phil’s Phluids

Phil - 1, Philadelphia - 0. Dominating cheesesteaks

I’ve got my 4yo and 6yo listening to @MeekMill Dreams and Nightmares to get in the zone for this Easter egg hunt

Ritz crackers have no business being that buttery and delicious

Peep this next bite I set myself up with

3yo just asked if I “have a baby in my tummy”… time to hit the gym @ASotoSt8ofMind send workout plans please