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Rusted but unbroken. I am The Captain. πŸ—‘οΈπŸ“΄ Witness to man-made horrors beyond my comprehension, and owner of the one-leaf cloverπŸƒ

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The one true face of EN vtubing is the Facerig cheeseburger
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Donie Darko πŸ”± The Last Chumbie 🐟 (@DonieDarko3) profile pictureDonie Darko πŸ”± The Last Chumbie 🐟@DonieDarko3Jul 21
Replying to @Jojii_wuffian
@Jojii_wuffian
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Alan (@Magic_Nipples) profile picture
Alan@Magic_NipplesOct 28
So they suggest making longer more involved games instead of short term gimmick cash grabs? I'm actually ok with this.
Eurogamer (@eurogamer) profile pictureEurogamer
@eurogamerOct 28
Valve addresses Steam's AI game cloning problem - by suggesting developers make their games less copyable eurogamer.net/steam-ai-clone…
Several game characters gather around a huge domed pile of small objects, apparently trying to find one specific thing within it. It's a needle in a haystack scenario - which is exactly what the game is called. A Steam logo is overlaid over the top.

ALT Several game characters gather around a huge domed pile of small objects, apparently trying to find one specific thing within it. It's a needle in a haystack scenario - which is exactly what the game is called. A Steam logo is overlaid over the top.

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Valve said to report it to steam & to the police.... Eurogamer is outright lying for engagement farming x.com/gabefollower/s… invenglobal.com/articles/27761…
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eryn .π–₯” ݁ Λ– (@snortingplagas) profile picture
eryn .π–₯” ݁ Λ–@snortingplagasOct 27
guys i finally got the leon keychain i was trying so hard to get him!
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The Captain | 🐟 fish |@CaptainMaroonerOct 25
Replying to @failmoder
Twitter gave me the answer
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Who are you, The Captain - Fish
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Kid me would have died very young if I had to grow up in today's twisted, fucked up world. Gaming was my only escape from torment, back then. I truly don't think I would have had the will to survive that fucking hell if not for my trusty 99$ bargain bin ps2.
THERUSSIANBADGER (@DARUSSIANBADGER) profile pictureTHERUSSIANBADGER
@DARUSSIANBADGEROct 20
when I was 10 we got a ps2 brand new for $199 and back then sony kept LOWERING the price every year - $299 in 2000 to $199 in 2002 then $179 - $149 - $129 then finally $99 todays youth is playing life on impossible difficulty the fuck you mean $1,200 for a console
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Sniper busting #wardogs
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Hi, I'm a nobody, and this is my vent msfart
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I sometimes wonder if saba gets tired of always being treated like an unreachable higher being.
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Blue team every single game:
DeadlySlob (@Deadlyslob) profile pictureDeadlySlob
@DeadlyslobOct 10
Cash and XP bonus could rotate on a weekly basis for official severs. What team is struggling the most that week. Maybe they thought of this and decided β€œyeah we’re going to have to make it blue all season anyways”.
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Wynn Gaming
@WynngamingOct 8
The most Blue Team thing that's ever happened in Blue Team history #Wardogs #Wardogs100k
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All you need to do to compare quality is compare the ost between original games and remastered versions. youtu.be/oJlPzEc7PcQ?list=PL… @ 3:30 vs youtu.be/wbkQ99OxQJU?t=27 @ 0:30 It's very easy to tell which one of the two was made with love and care, and which one is a soulless product.
Halo: Campaign Evolved The Pillar of Autumn Soundtrack

Halo: Campaign Evolved The Pillar of Autumn Soundtrack

0:00 The Pillar of Autumn4:48 To the Bridge6:26 Captain Keyes6:5...

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Spooky D. Luvian (@uncle_deluge) profile pictureSpooky D. Luvian
@uncle_delugeOct 8
The greatest indictment of 343i is that their Halo 2 remaster doesn't have Breaking Benjamin in it. I don't know how the fuck you manage that. The band absolutely loves their association with Halo how much could the license have cost?
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I let out a weird voice
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The Captain | 🐟 fish |@CaptainMaroonerOct 8
Replying to @IKA_HEAD9
Even blue team can win if they visit the HZ.. We can even kidnap our enemies and force them to follow us around if we want to!
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Behold, the bully writes a google doc "exposing" her victim. Something like this has NEVER happened even once in vtubing history. /s "oh yeah we fucked her over for no reason, but her fans were upset at us so we're the good guys". In other news, dogs are kinda cool.
Fluffy Gem θŠ™ζ΄›θ²β˜οΈπŸ’Ž OTAKYUN OCT 31 - NOV 1 (@fluffyzegem) profile pictureFluffy Gem θŠ™ζ΄›θ²β˜οΈπŸ’Ž OTAKYUN OCT 31 - NOV 1@fluffyzegemOct 6
Breaking My Silence For the past few months, I've been constantly harassed, accused of things I never did by Mari Sunny VTuber. Now, they're targeting my family. docs.google.com/document/d/1…

Exposing Mari Sunny VTuber

DISCLAIMER: THIS DOCUMENT INCLUDES SENSITIVE TOPICS OF DOXXING, MENTIONED OF MINORS, HARASSMENT, SABOTAGE. DO NOT ATTACK OR HARASS ANY INDIVIDUAL MENTIONED IN THIS DOCUMENT VIEWERS DISCRETION ARE...

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Narrlocke
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Holy shit I havent been able to breathe for like 15 minutes
Gamestalgia (@gamestalgiaaa) profile pictureGamestalgia@gamestalgiaaaOct 4
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goose@goosebxmpsOct 5
Replying to @SIEGM107
hated this bitch and all her fuck ass friends
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The tension is palpable The saba fish is not yet palpable
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The great religious gathering event of 2026 has begun
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This big bastard gave me quite a bit of trouble
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Classic Wardogs. At this point I'm convinced you could remove the red and green teams, and blue would still lose.
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